Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Where's Rebecca, Maxim?

It’s a bloody sandwich. How is this like making pasta

Gregg can fuck off even more than normal. He's ruining the joy of this sandwich.

Shove that sandwich in the Gurning Grocer's gob please.

Oh god Greggg's sex-face just then

Gregg can hardly contain himself and it's not even a pudding

“Lunchbox envy”

Er. I can make a sandwich Marcus. Is that cheffing?

That’s not a sandwich that’s a fucking loaf with filling

Middle class John

"That meld". Nope. Get in the sea.

Chef Patron. He will either be brilliant or shite

Lol Mighty

Oh god, John seems like a right arse but I’d smash him like a plate at a Greek wedding

Oh, beard!

Ooh he is going to be taken down a peg hopefully

You're on fire this evening, Shirley.

Of COURSE you did, John. That explains a lot.

beat that degree Gregg hhahahah

Ha! The abbreviation “creme pat” drives me demented over on gbbo, now it has a rival 😀.

Oh is that another beard?

I think Marcus fancies Middle Class John

Monica’s face is a picture

I want that dinky little food processor. It looks so much fun.

Urgh

Ha!

Shirley are "smashing" and "climbing" synonyms for shag?