Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

just been out to be sick after that raw béchamel. skim read that thread and missed the bit about bad Gregg and good Marcus. will catch up later.

I seem to have a soft spot for Maxim. He's a geezer.

Having Gregggggg gurning at you and Marcus and Monica starring the whole time is probably pretty terrifying and so a group skills test wouldn't be as pressured.

TonTon you will be very welcome here then🤣

Bye bye Beardy, oh wait! ANOTHER BEARD.

Omg What is statistically, demographically going on here or was this all shot in late Movember? Like er, next week ?

WHO THE FUCK SHORTENS BÉCHAMEL TO “BECH”

What an absolutely wazzocking wankenstein

Long sausage.

Maxim looks like Littlefinger.

fourquenelles I'm rounding things off with giant chocolate buttons and a glass of wine. I know how to live.

Looks better

Evening all. Late to the party and late home. I joined at Marcus spitting out the last offering

I find it funny to think that there once was a time when I loved Michel Roux jr and really didn’t want Marcus to replace him.

Sorry, not him. The one with the crap raw bechamel.

I quite like the skills test but I'm not convinced that they are always a fair comparison. Sometimes it seems that one group has to fillet a unicorn and stuff it with cabbage done three ways whilst the others just open a tin of soup.

Good job, Lad Mag.

Well done de winter!

Well jel Bierss well jel.

What an absolutely wazzocking wankenstein

shirley that made me laugh REALLY loudly

Oh I like Maxim.

I like Maxim as well.

Oh oh oh Maxim

Oh YES

Now we’re cookin on gas - he needs his own telly show. LOVE ❤️

What a waste of a whole fucking chicken. Someone on mumsnet could make 56 dinners from the waste.

@halsall

'Butchering down' urgh. Just butchering!

That’s a shit way to cook chikkin Marcus and you know it

It’s about shoehorning it into 15 mins

I quite like the skills test but I'm not convinced that they are always a fair comparison. Sometimes it seems that one group has to fillet a unicorn and stuff it with cabbage done three ways whilst the others just open a tin of soup.

What better example than asking them to now make a fucking sandwich. Even I can do this.