Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Oooh. Another beard. What a surprise.

especially not talk of a boner in the same breath as a long sausage please

When I was a kid the best cooks I knew were the school dinner ladies. My mum and gran definitely were not 😂

That mess he's making is going to make me heave. What is he doing?

Excited to be on the thread in real time. Have just basically face-planted into my fish and chips in effort to finish eating in time to focus on other people cooking. I'm quite impressed by myself tbh.

.....as sweet and good natured and as woolly/hirsute, squoosh, we have established!

Simon knows what side his bread is buttered

I think they need to rethink this skills segment. It lags a bit for me.

Rather liking the look of Simon...

I love reading this thread, but I only come on once a year to say how much I loathe and detest Greggggg. Eurgh, eurgh, eurgh!

I think they should make him do the skills tests before he is allowed to comment on the contestants!

Oh god he’s being a talking clock more than ever tonight

People tell awful lies about Marcus. Including someone on this thread

'Ere squoosh, you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 🥊🥊

Rolling bechemel?

Monica ain’t impressed

Oh dear.

mmmmmmmmmm fish and chips Bierss

Oh Simon! Get a grip.

Oh fuckety Simon. That dish looked delicious too!

Oh dear, Simon is in trouble despite making 200 ravioli this week. 🤔

They should have them all doing the skills test at the same time maybe? Or would that not have the same pressure?

THe Curse of the Claw has struck

He's suitably chastened so I won't write him off yet.

These "I'm staunch" poses crack me up.

Woah that was hideous. Never trust a toupee wearer

Greggggg's insightful comment "that's not good". That's definitely worthy of his fat MC salary.

Maxim.

What a vintage reference to a long departed lads mag.

The 'bech'. Awks.