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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Shirleyphallus · 20/11/2018 20:03

See I really want to defend Gregg but then he comes out with this shit telling Marcus how to make bechemel

Shhhh. Do be a love would you.

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:03

He wears gorblimey trousers and....he lives in a council flat

All together now!

Greggggggg he is a grocer, he wears a baker's cap.....

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ilovesooty · 20/11/2018 20:03

What's Monica done to her wrist?

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:04

I'll get me coat

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jay55 · 20/11/2018 20:04

Worlds thickest cheese sauce, doesn't seem too appetizing to me.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:05

spreadmarmz it's the husky voice and weirdly long pauses that make people come over all peculiar for old Sean Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 20/11/2018 20:05

Hope today went OK, MrsTommy Flowers

Squoosh I don't want you to get a big head or anything but What ho and all that.

That looks tasty, Monica.

fourquenelles · 20/11/2018 20:05

Memories of my childhood Halsall and two way family favourites on the radio.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:05
GrouchyKiwi · 20/11/2018 20:05

Should probably say hello to everyone else too: ~waves~

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:06

Maybe Mon's sprained her wrist from too much bitch-slapping of Gregggg off-camera.

We can only hope.

This Wumman needs to do well.

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MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:06

What ho, Grouchy! I still think of that NZ dip you described on one of the last threads Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 20/11/2018 20:06

I love how the contestants never mention Greggggg when they talk about how nervous they are.

I like you already, Geanina. Don't fuck it up.

fourquenelles · 20/11/2018 20:06

waves back at Grouchy

ilovesooty · 20/11/2018 20:07

Monica seems to like her.

Shirleyphallus · 20/11/2018 20:07

Gregg’s got a boner under the desk over the lady chef with the sexy accent and oozy cheese sauce

GrouchyKiwi · 20/11/2018 20:08

High class cookery, that dip, Squoosh.

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:08

She hasn't worked out the long sausage trick, though. Pity.

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whatashower · 20/11/2018 20:09

Yay squoosh. You know everyone is going to ignore your new name, don’t you 😀

I saw the celeb thread and was a bit deflated but tbh not surprised, I am sure Marcus is v v busy being a Very Celebrated Chef and Important Person.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:09

ORDER, ORDER.

There'll be no talk of Gregg in a throbbing state of 'excitement'. Envy

CrispbuttyNo1 · 20/11/2018 20:09

She’s done really well there.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/11/2018 20:10

Good stuff, Geanina.

ilovesooty · 20/11/2018 20:10

She's done OK.

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:10

Uh oh. Greggg's impressed with her.

Welcome Mrs Wallace no 5 (?)

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MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:11

People tell awful lies about Marcus. Including someone on this thread.

But I know he is as sweet and good natured as a lamb gambling about the meadow.

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