Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

See I really want to defend Gregg but then he comes out with this shit telling Marcus how to make bechemel

Shhhh. Do be a love would you.

He wears gorblimey trousers and....he lives in a council flat

All together now!

Greggggggg he is a grocer, he wears a baker's cap.....

What's Monica done to her wrist?

I'll get me coat

Worlds thickest cheese sauce, doesn't seem too appetizing to me.

spreadmarmz it's the husky voice and weirdly long pauses that make people come over all peculiar for old Sean

Hope today went OK, MrsTommy

Squoosh I don't want you to get a big head or anything but What ho and all that.

That looks tasty, Monica.

Memories of my childhood Halsall and two way family favourites on the radio.

Should probably say hello to everyone else too: ~waves~

Maybe Mon's sprained her wrist from too much bitch-slapping of Gregggg off-camera.

We can only hope.

This Wumman needs to do well.

What ho, Grouchy! I still think of that NZ dip you described on one of the last threads

I love how the contestants never mention Greggggg when they talk about how nervous they are.

I like you already, Geanina. Don't fuck it up.

waves back at Grouchy

Monica seems to like her.

Gregg’s got a boner under the desk over the lady chef with the sexy accent and oozy cheese sauce

High class cookery, that dip, Squoosh.

She hasn't worked out the long sausage trick, though. Pity.

Yay squoosh. You know everyone is going to ignore your new name, don’t you 😀

I saw the celeb thread and was a bit deflated but tbh not surprised, I am sure Marcus is v v busy being a Very Celebrated Chef and Important Person.

ORDER, ORDER.

There'll be no talk of Gregg in a throbbing state of 'excitement'.

She’s done really well there.

Good stuff, Geanina.

She's done OK.

Uh oh. Greggg's impressed with her.

Welcome Mrs Wallace no 5 (?)

People tell awful lies about Marcus. Including someone on this thread.

But I know he is as sweet and good natured as a lamb gambling about the meadow.