Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Yep. Bye bye. See you in the Ca-rib-be-an some day.

Relieved!

After the farce that was Ian's dismissal I didn't dare take anything for granted.

Right decision.

Surprise!

So Eddy Redmayne and Percy Weasley are through

sweep is indignant you are not taking him seriously pencil but frankly I don’t trust Shirley not to climb him, so he has withdrawn (phnarr , phnarr)

God, this is the point where it seems as though it'll never end with the hamfisted skills tests, isn't it?

The right 3 went through, anyway.

Thanks for a great few days team

See you next Tuesday

Thank you everyone. I'll be AWOL on Tuesday. I'm attending my DGMs funeral.

It's always harder to think of nicknames for the wimmin somehow

Off to scoff some roast chicken now and dream of Jay sailing the seven seas See you later each and everyone.

There's nowt to Young Weasley-Gibb is there? Good gust of wind and he's gone.
Ok kiddos, sees you on the flip side.

MrsTommy

*sweep is indignant you are not taking him seriously pencil but frankly I don’t trust Shirley not to climb him, so he has withdrawn (phnarr ,

Hold up. Sweep, like sooty and sweep?

I will grant you I am slightly hormonal and randier than normal but even I draw the line at fucking a puppet.

I think if they'd put Ian through instead of David we'd have said goodbye to Elisabeth

Thank you Bagadverts. Much appreciated.

MrsTommy

Argh MrsTommy for you. We will keep your spot on the thread warm for you and toast your dgm

shirley forgive me but in fairness if Gregg made your list I really was not clear on boundaries. Which is my way of saying I would rather do Sweep 🤣

Oh MrsTommy - I missed your sad post.

Will be thinking of you

Yes, sorry to hear that, MrsTommyBanks

Alright shower, you’re forgiven. I don’t even fancy Gregg, just had a fondness for him.

I would rather do Sweep

Ditto

In fact, I would rather do Orville

shirley you are just kinder about Gregg, to your credit.

(When I say “your credit” of course I mean “your sectioning”) 🤣

Lovely one, night all. I guess Sooty gets to read this all on catch up, god love her.