Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

I've said this before but Jay's a bit too similar in appearance to his dear late mum for me to feel comfortable with either the shag or marry options. Greggggg is kill, OBVS.

What am I going to DO? Will I be expelled from my own thread by a bunch of pitchfork-waving MNetters?

So many late chefs. I would be trés grumpy.

So would I if I hadn't already had two dinners

Don't worry, Halsall, I don't fancy either Jay or Marcus. I still miss the twinkly-eyed Michel.

You can't be expelled Halsall. There would be anarchy on the thread.

You know what’s in the scroll! It’s SWEEPS application!

I didn't like the claw clutching the scroll . . .

@halsall sounds like Gregg will slip in there somewhere!

Putting pate with the main is like doing 2 starters😕
Much rather have pud

He has worked at St John's.

Phew, thanks Romaine

I think Sean's claw-based motto has just destroyed all my goodwill.

Oh no - a poncey poem. Why Sean, why?

Tonka bean is VERY 2018 isn’t it

Aw well done Sean.

Food in jars just remind me of them wanky kids salads at Jamie's. Pate is acceptable.

Ds Liked the claw, I did not

Can't come to terms with the title Tonka Bean . . . always think of those toy construction vehicles (we still have DS's safety hat which came with the truck

shower actually laughed loud and hearty at sweep's application.

sounds like Gregg will slip in there somewhere!

shirley believe me when I say that on no account will Gregggggg ever slip in anywhere about my person

Tonka trucks! Those were the days.

Schaden Just said exactly the same to DH - Tonka trucks were the toys of 70's.

The claw would have had me running away

“Back it up like a tonka truck” really was some lyrical genius

Au revoir David, all this angst is so fake isn’t it, he’s gone!

Surely flavour has got to beat punctuality . . .

David is going to tie that cake to his ankle and jump in the Thames.

Right decision.