Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

So sorry to hear that MrsTommy

MrsTommy

Just caught up, busy week.

Mangy pigeon claw clutching a scroll WTAF?

Tom PB has no place on that panel. Posh twat “I don’t want protein & veg on a plate”.

JR OTOH and Trace spot on, they are the business those two, love em.

Marcus seems all gooey eyed over some of the young chefs this series, quite sweet.

The claw! The claw!

Oh and Shag Marry Kill

I’d obvs kill Gregggggg
I’d marry Tracey
I’d shag Marcus

And Jay I’d def have supper with. The thought of shagging him makes me queasy.

Just caught up. Sean must be nailed on for the final three at the least.

Fekko

Oh god! I wish I'd thought of that!

LOL

The CURSE of the CLAW!!! 😱😱😱😱

So Eddy Redmayne and Percy Weasley are through

I'm new to this thread, but reading this spurred me to post as It made me laugh out loud.

I feel Monica should be involved in the 'shag, marry, kill' game, she is a queen!

Halsall Excellent visual.

Welcome Champoo

All are welcome this thread - but be prepared to be afraid . . . very afraid . . .

On MumsNet, no-one can hear you scream . . . .

Thanks @SchadenfreudePersonified. That pigeon claw certainly made me afraid! The vision of it's delicate tallons wrapped around that scroll keep repeating on me

Same here.

I wake up screaming with visions of its scrawny talons clutched around my throat . . .

Re strangely attractive chefs - do you remember Keith Floyd. I queued to get a signed copy of his book many years ago. He was charming but had a lot of orange makeup on. Quite distressing to see how frail he was in "When Keith met Keith" some years ago. Enough to put you off the booze if you dwelt on it. The most handsome one is jean-christophe Novelli whom I believe one of you in an earlier thread had met.

There’s something about pernickety, detail-oriented chefs that I find a real turn-off. Yes Michel Roux Jnr, I’m looking at you.

If Gordon Ramsay wasn’t such an ugly fucker I’d go there. He’s not a mimsy-wimsy tweezer placed fronds kinda guy.

I do would Jay Rayner
He is on my weird shag list
With Ian Hislop

Oh Hobnobs! Not Ian Hislop!

He looks like "Dan', Dan, the Potato Man" from the Flowerpot Men (original black-and-white version).

My weird shag is David Costabile. I didn't think he was a weird shag but every body I mention it to (I don't shout if from the rooftops or anything, but you know what I mean) rolls their eyes, or laughs out right or even goes "WHAT?", so I suppose he must be.

Ah schaden I am with you with David Costabile - another quietly intelligent and articulate one 😀. But then again, my weird shag list is pretty much any of the cast in West Wing esp Richard Schiff and CJ Cregg aka Alison Janney of course. ( I suspect I hanker after a provoking chat rather than a shag 😳)

shower

We must be the only ones on here with Good Taste in Fantasy Shags!

Fighting talk schaden 😀

Least I’ll have Ian all to myself

Pencil I had a soft spot for Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet when I was a lass. Google shows that he is now 84 and has aged quite well.
Floyd was an absolute hoot on TV but a slave to the booze I believe .

I knew a child of KF's. Charming? Pah!

Don't leave it there Footle. More details. He must have had his game face on in order to shift a few books