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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:46

how do you make those potato souffles? just thin potato deep fried?

squashyhat · 15/11/2018 20:46

Thanks MrsTommy Smile

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:46

FFS woman! You are carrying the hopes of all of MN on your dainty little shoulders

Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:46

That cake will last for 1,000 years, fourq

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Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:46

derr schoolgirl error literally
pomme not pomme de terre

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2018 20:47

TPB speaks the troof about the emperors new suivide machine.

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:47

No food lasts for 1000 seconds in my house Halsall bloater alert

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:47

Shirley

In the order you proscribe Grin

RomaineCalm · 15/11/2018 20:48

Fourq I'll be round for ginger cake when the apocalypse hits. Will bring tinned custard.

Abeautifulpeagreenboat · 15/11/2018 20:48

Ian should be in this round rather than David.

Arf at Potato Bureau of Investigation.

Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2
Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:48

Her timing is lousy

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:48

Ahhh Schady no one is gonna give Gregg a break now will they :(

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:48

Same in this house four - that's why I hate baking - they just eat it

Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:48

Where’s the ice cream

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:48

You will be more than welcome Romaine

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:49

Abeautifulpeagreenboat

That looks frighteningly like Gregg

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:49

pea

Perfect!

whatashower · 15/11/2018 20:49

welcome squashyhat

Initiation Part 2*

Please rank in order the following

Jersey Royals
Smash
Hula Hoops
Maize based snacks

*for balance

Footle · 15/11/2018 20:49

Pencilmuseum, pommes soufflées is correct. Pommes frites is also correct.

Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:50

Gregg will be sorry he missed that pud. save some of David's cake for him

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:51

So many late chefs. I would be trés grumpy.

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:51

Come on Sean. Blow their socks off.

MrsTommyBanks · 15/11/2018 20:51
SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:51

no one is gonna give Gregg a break now will they

Nor should they Shirley

That looks frighteningly like Gregg

And yet I would definitely refuse to eat Gregggg, even on pain of death, but would scoff the potato .. . .

squashyhat · 15/11/2018 20:51

Monster Munch, no contest.

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