Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

923 replies

Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

OP posts:
Thread gallery
9
Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:46

how do you make those potato souffles? just thin potato deep fried?

squashyhat · 15/11/2018 20:46

Thanks MrsTommy Smile

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:46

FFS woman! You are carrying the hopes of all of MN on your dainty little shoulders

Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:46

That cake will last for 1,000 years, fourq

OP posts:
Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:46

derr schoolgirl error literally
pomme not pomme de terre

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2018 20:47

TPB speaks the troof about the emperors new suivide machine.

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:47

No food lasts for 1000 seconds in my house Halsall bloater alert

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:47

Shirley

In the order you proscribe Grin

RomaineCalm · 15/11/2018 20:48

Fourq I'll be round for ginger cake when the apocalypse hits. Will bring tinned custard.

Abeautifulpeagreenboat · 15/11/2018 20:48

Ian should be in this round rather than David.

Arf at Potato Bureau of Investigation.

Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2
Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:48

Her timing is lousy

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:48

Ahhh Schady no one is gonna give Gregg a break now will they :(

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:48

Same in this house four - that's why I hate baking - they just eat it

Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:48

Where’s the ice cream

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:48

You will be more than welcome Romaine

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:49

Abeautifulpeagreenboat

That looks frighteningly like Gregg

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:49

pea

Perfect!

whatashower · 15/11/2018 20:49

welcome squashyhat

Initiation Part 2*

Please rank in order the following

Jersey Royals
Smash
Hula Hoops
Maize based snacks

*for balance

Footle · 15/11/2018 20:49

Pencilmuseum, pommes soufflées is correct. Pommes frites is also correct.

Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:50

Gregg will be sorry he missed that pud. save some of David's cake for him

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:51

So many late chefs. I would be trés grumpy.

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:51

Come on Sean. Blow their socks off.

MrsTommyBanks · 15/11/2018 20:51
SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:51

no one is gonna give Gregg a break now will they

Nor should they Shirley

That looks frighteningly like Gregg

And yet I would definitely refuse to eat Gregggg, even on pain of death, but would scoff the potato .. . .

squashyhat · 15/11/2018 20:51

Monster Munch, no contest.

Swipe left for the next trending thread