Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

That purple splodge looks fucking rank

Did he not get the clue when everyone else was arsing about with foam n shit? And he did spud u like?
Is David's first name Craig?

Purple potato puree - I'm excited already.

Disagree re: the colour Marcus

Sounds like the chips wouldn't have been well received Romaine

Looked like black currant yogurt had been spilt on the plate.

Clearly being a Weasley is key this year.

Ian. Choose Ian!

Ian through I hope . . .

spud u like

What a vintage reference. Totally forgot that place existed.

What a delight it was

Halsall Raditchio has just about finished off DH. He nearly has a coronary whenever someone mentions 'brush-etta". And don't get him started on the plural of panini...

It's hard living here sometimes!

Weasley's feet.....!

It's going to be Craig isn't it?

As Tristan removes his apron pretty sure they’ll pan down and see his electronic prison anklet tag

Nooooo. NOOOOOOO. Dammit.

Noooooooooooo Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

WHAT?????

WHAT!!!!!!!

Nooooooooooooo although I do like looking at David but that's not a fair decision.

Off you fuck He is.

That’s such a shame for us, Ian was lovely

Ian was robbed.

Mmm Jay

TRIS.

Damn this phone...

Jay, come and whisper piratey culinary nonsense into my ear.

Elisabeth's eyes narrowed there . . . .

Romaine O. M. G. Do not even get me STARTED on 'brushetta' 😱

The size of that fish!