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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:20

That purple splodge looks fucking rank

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2018 20:21

Did he not get the clue when everyone else was arsing about with foam n shit? And he did spud u like?
Is David's first name Craig?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:21

Purple potato puree - I'm excited already.

Disagree re: the colour Marcus

Sounds like the chips wouldn't have been well received Romaine

jay55 · 15/11/2018 20:21

Looked like black currant yogurt had been spilt on the plate.

Clearly being a Weasley is key this year.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:22

Ian. Choose Ian!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:22

Ian through I hope . . .

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:22

spud u like

What a vintage reference. Totally forgot that place existed.

What a delight it was

RomaineCalm · 15/11/2018 20:22

Halsall Raditchio has just about finished off DH. He nearly has a coronary whenever someone mentions 'brush-etta". And don't get him started on the plural of panini...

It's hard living here sometimes!

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Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:23

Weasley's feet.....!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2018 20:23

It's going to be Craig isn't it?

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:23

As Tristan removes his apron pretty sure they’ll pan down and see his electronic prison anklet tag

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:23

Nooooo. NOOOOOOO. Dammit.

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Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:23

Noooooooooooo Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:23

WHAT?????

WHAT!!!!!!!

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:24

Nooooooooooooo although I do like looking at David but that's not a fair decision.

MrsTommyBanks · 15/11/2018 20:24

Off you fuck He is.

whatashower · 15/11/2018 20:24

That’s such a shame for us, Ian was lovely

Footle · 15/11/2018 20:24

Ian was robbed.

Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:25

Mmm Jay

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:25
MrsTommyBanks · 15/11/2018 20:25

TRIS.

Damn this phone...

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:25

Jay, come and whisper piratey culinary nonsense into my ear.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:25

Elisabeth's eyes narrowed there . . . .

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Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:25

Romaine O. M. G. Do not even get me STARTED on 'brushetta' 😱

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:26

The size of that fish! Shock