Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Jay man , what the actual fuck are you wearing?
Mark is very talented, but he looks the type to turn off your saucepan when you aren't looking.

this is going to be a surreal iconic journey guys

Jay, come and whisper piratey culinary nonsense into my ear.

Get in line Four, I’m ready for him to shiver my timbers

That take will give me nightmares.

I'll let you lust after Gregggggg - don't be greedy now

There's no way that fucking thing would get onto my plate!

If you are all toddling off to indulge in culinary canoodling with Jay please could I have Marcus?

Me n Jay have been Twitter bezzies for ages. Well, he's replied to a couple of my tweets anyway. And I saw him in Manchester and said hello. He's fab.

Pomme soufflé again

I'm very surprised that two extremely high-level professional chefs have never heard of, or eaten, Caribbean pepperpot soup

You ladies just want to walk Jay's plank . . .

Thanks for all the potato name checks!
Yes love Desiree and Epicure and any proper earthy taters that taste of something.

“Ayrshire earlies”( usually Casablanca or Epicure) are the potatoes of gods, I tell you.

I really like Elisabeth. She's funny too. Hate apricots, but I'll forgive her.

Love the cut of Lizzies jib.

I what's the phrase? Id climb that man like a tree.
Lot of fish tonight. What no undercooked lamb?

Schaden I think climb him like a mast instead of the usual climb him like a tree might apply

Were they told to do fish today?

Schaden

iklboo well jel.

I hate things served in jars

I love how we are all arguing over three basically very average men who we wouldn’t give a second look to if we met them in real life

OH BUT THEYRE ON TV YEAH OK YOOHOO HERE I AM

iklboo aka Jays friend -might want to promise not to share the earlier er, frank, discussion about Jay earlier in the thread then 🤣

I might have to track down some Desirees to grow next year. I need them.

more filth Schaden. keep it up.

Random potato related fact for you: all the potatoes with ' Maris' in their name are named after Maris Lane in Trumpington, Cambridge as that's where they were developed by the PBI. Completely useless info I know