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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:15

Yes, I've grown Desirees, Grouchy! Mmm, lovely. And Vivaldi - yum. All buttery

I love me a pink fir apple. Also good to grow. A nice heavy cropper.

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Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:15

YES go on Sean-Gibb-Weasley

Pencilmuseum · 15/11/2018 20:15

I thought it was laser removal treatment gone wrong
looks like Sean has nailedit again

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:15

Sean's soup looks a lot more exciting than my leek and potato soup

RomaineCalm · 15/11/2018 20:16

I'm slightly sorry that none of them chose to serve a big plate of 'chip shop' chippy chips with salt and vinegar and curry sauce.

jay55 · 15/11/2018 20:16

I had pomme soufflé at a Jose Andres restaurant, delicious, utterly delicious

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:16

Smoked haddock, mash and a runny yolk egg is the comfort food of the gods.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:16

I'm so pleased that Elisabeth has done well - pity about the scorched spud

Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:16

Well done Sean and Elizabeth

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Wolfcub · 15/11/2018 20:16

I’ve missed the start. 😟

jay55 · 15/11/2018 20:17

Looks like a plate of beetroot

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/11/2018 20:17

Monica, I loves you, but HO RIT SO!
Oh Ian, nooooo.

whatashower · 15/11/2018 20:17

shirley are your hormones raging already? Can I recommend a cold —soup— shower

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:17

Oh dear . . . . poor Ian.

(I'd have liked to see a plate of chips too, Romaine)

whatashower · 15/11/2018 20:18

Bloody phone bloody strikethrough fail

Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:18

A nice rub down with a cold potato?

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Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:18

I’m alright shower. Gregg’s absence is keeping my loins calm.

jay55 · 15/11/2018 20:18

Tata tattoo man.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:18

Back to E-wing . . . .

fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:19

Mark is Tom Holland's stunt double. Spiderman, spiderman...............

Shirleyphallus · 15/11/2018 20:19

The two ginger lads are absolutely smashing this

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/11/2018 20:19

Little Weasley in with a good chance here

(potato foam, though?)

GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2018 20:19

Aww, well done, Mark.

That purple smear! No, David!

Halsall · 15/11/2018 20:20

Raditchio????????

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fourquenelles · 15/11/2018 20:20

I am not sure food should be purple I agree Marcus (unless its blueberries covered in cream).

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