Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
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Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Cauliflower is not steak Marcus

I'm sorry - but anything that looks like a squid does, then your common sense tells you to scrub the fuck out of it.

Anyone want to try Gregg’s nut butter?

Ok I’ll stop now I promise

On with the show!

Are the any phrases in the English language as sad as "Cauliflower steak"?

They've changed the format of this round, haven't they? Remember last year we had about 15 Professionals in a row having to cook brains?

Ah.....happy memories.

I'm allergic to nuts and cauli belongs in cheese sauce. Not happy Marcus

Stoppit Shirl - in the name of all that is holy. You'll be suggesting his penis milk other offerings next

Cauliflower - tick
Nut butter - tick

Cauliflower not really steak with nut butter - so wrong.

I've seen a cauliflower steak before but can't remember where.
I'd eat it cos, yanno, it's Marcus innit.

Well at least Greggg was safe Halsall

I bloody love cauliflower and I am tempted to roast it in a pan, but I will never call it a steak. I might have a piece like that with actual steak.

Well - that looked like a lot of work for a plate full of nowt.

Have to admit I thought the "steak" looked delish - I'm a great cauliflower girl, too.

Lord above I do not want the cous cous

Lots of nodding going on. They like him. They can't understand him but they like him.

Going got roast my nuts . . .

What happened with the fryer?

This chef is making cauliflower steak even sadder.

Poor roasted nuts.

Will Gregg please stop talking about warming his nuts...

Arcus is cute when he smiles

Marcus looked delighted!

William Sitwell would be smearing his own shit up the wall if served this dish wouldn’t be

High praise from Marcus and Monica

Shuttup Greggg

I looooorve cauliflower. I’ve never tried basting it in butter. But now I think I will! But I’ll not be calling it steak!

Shirley