Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I think we'll just about scrape through tonight but just in case, and for tomorrow....

NEW THREAD

Rats of the sky
Liver
Turnip

🤢

Bleeding or baaaing

Liver pate looks awful

I like Elisabeth - she treated Gregggg's comments with the contempt they deserved

Very happy if Elizabeth goes through as she surely will. Her facial expressions and rolling eyes will be ver ver entertaining

Missed a chunk due to puppy wrangling. She is being a git tonight.
Yay Ian. Elizabeth doing it for the wummunz! And yes she looks at the turnip as if to say, yeah I know you utter dick.

So basically... just don't bother cooking any meat ever and you'll go through

Surely Mark goes through.

So shut the fuck up Greggggggg says Monica

In case this goes poof at the crucial point:

NEW THREAD

Please, please, please, please . . . .

Good. Up yours Gregg.

Great 3, hurrah

Phew, couldn't really have been any other choice

Good. Shame about Jake though.

Oh . . .

Well-deserved Mark, but really, really sorry for Jake

Yes good choice

Hurrah! Good choices tonight.

Manaña dudes

But we have a nice new whiney thread ready for tomorrow - lovely! Thank you Halsall

I'm off to buy raw meat and some flowers and arrange it all symmetrically on a plate for tomorrow's dinner.

Then I'm tweeting Gordon Ramsey to show him how well I've cooked raw food

Wonder if he will offer me a new career!

See you all tomorrow.

*SHINEY thread - SHINEY!!!!!

(Though could be whiney I suppose . . . )

Thanks for the lolz team. See you tomorrow