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Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Halsall · 06/11/2018 11:30

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call Grin
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:26

Aaaah! He's a li'l baby!

Halsall · 06/11/2018 20:26

shirley you're making me LOL repeatedly here

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2018 20:26

Grin Shirley

TSSDNCOP · 06/11/2018 20:26

Oh oh cauliflower ten ways coming up.

Evening all, may I join?

Livpool · 06/11/2018 20:27

I 💖 this show! X

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:27

If that twat clapped his hands at me, I would break his arms!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/11/2018 20:27

Cauliflower. A sad, sad vegetable. Not a steak.
Anyone tried calling @Squoosh ?
Ah the traditional chef with serial killer eyes.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2018 20:27

Chef obviously hasn't seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes if he's not afraid of vegetables.

Wolfcub · 06/11/2018 20:27

“I’m not afraid of vegetables you grocer you”

Livpool · 06/11/2018 20:27

"I'm not afraid of vegetables" - phew(!)

Halsall · 06/11/2018 20:28

Seriously though they must have been absolutely bricking it when Sitwellgate broke last week, knowing this was in the can and due for transmission Grin

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TSSDNCOP · 06/11/2018 20:28

Paris smells Grin

WeAreSailing · 06/11/2018 20:28

Gah! How did I miss this? Will have to watch on catch up

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:28

You may COP

All are welcome have a pint and get comfy

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2018 20:29

Monica's shocked faces are my favourite.

Wolfcub · 06/11/2018 20:29

Don’t love this one

RomaineCalm · 06/11/2018 20:29

I thought the same Halsall - maybe they'll have to pixelate him out!?!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:29

I'm going to try this cauliflower dish

Halsall · 06/11/2018 20:30

No beards this time, I've suddenly realised!

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2018 20:30

I hope this woman redeems things for us.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/11/2018 20:30

"Then I went to Geneva, which was nice"
Swagger-arrogant twat.
Wummmmmman!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:30

Come on Michelle!

Don't let us wimmin down!

TSSDNCOP · 06/11/2018 20:31

Greg looks like a boa constrictor that’s eaten a sheep in that shirt. If hes not careful a cameraman will get a flying button in the eye.

Halsall · 06/11/2018 20:31

Michelle should do well in the mass catering challenge if she cooks for 800 in the staff canteen. I like the cut of her jib.

Go Michelle.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2018 20:31

Halsall

I was thinking that - lots of stubble, but no proper beards.

Is this the end of an era

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