Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

'If you love Gregggggg and are delighted at the prospect of his impending fatherhood and not at all on the point of vomiting at the realisation that a real WUMMAN has let him DO IT TO HER, '

A grim thought for sure, but I'm pretty sure he has 2-3 other kids from a previous marriage. Anyway, that's enough about all that....

I can't believe that the Professionals news has passed me by! Thank you for this thread. It will fill the Bake Off shaped hole in my life beautifully [grin[

Not sure Schady, the way he went to town on the medicine ball made me think he has a virility of a man well below his years

Oh thank god for this! I needed Marcus in my life again!

‘Went to town on the medicine ball’ are not words I wish to read in relation to Gregggg.

The world does not contain enough brain bleach.

Wiki says his middle name is Allan

Did his parents just really love names with an unnecessary double consonant?

Maybe I’ll be Shhirley

Now I feel sick Shirley.

I wonder if he has monkey glands baked into his portions of whatever-they-are-serving-up?

Sorry - I mean Shhirley

So pleased I saw this thread or I'd have missed the start of the series! I haven't seen anything about it! So excited for the shaky hands in the skills rounds!

I love you guys for keeping me in the loop. for Halsall.

There you all are! Dh is gutted, but he hates mcp less than sleb.(which was crap this year tbh). Thanks for letting Marcus out in time Squoosh.
I did think of you all when Shitwellgate happened, knowing the love for him here.

Oooh oooh I'm so excited!

Annoyingly DH's shift pattern means we have to record it and watch it tomorrow, so I can't watch live with the thread DH has already expressed disappointment about this (we loved the last MC thread, I was under a NC - Exile, maybe?)

Is Squooosh about or is she clinging to Marcus's legs and being dragged through the MC studio?

PS Blerk at the thought of someone willing to have the offspring of That Twat Wallace. Someone point her in the direction of MN Relationships, she will need it. Or AIBU. "AIBU that instead of helping with night wakings, DH just stands around holding his lapels and doing gurning Dick Van Dyke impressions. AIBU to want to grate his face?" YANBU

Narrator's fully into his sultry voice tonight.

HERE WE GO!

Just got back in time (have been releasing a hedgehog). Timed it perfectly.

I LOVE the Professionals!

Aargh OhWhat so sorry, I left you off the klaxon call! Glad you're here

Ffs MIL is on the phone. Why did she need to call now?! AIBU to want to deck her?

God Monica gives me such a lady boner

Evening all. Thanks Halsall

What has the inimitable Monica done to her arm?

Evening Ladies. I'm ready to girl crush on Monica and hoping my Mr Banks makes an appearance.
Good to be back with you all. Thanks for the thread Halsall

Blerk at the thought of someone willing to have the offspring of That Twat Wallace. Someone point her in the direction of MN Relationships, she will need it.

I saw some photographs of her with him.

She looked less than delighted to have his slime hands on her body a joint photo taken.

YADNBU Sybilla.

Mmm fried food and fancy mayo, this is a good start. Even if I don't like squid

Monica is so lovely

No offence Monica but looks like you burnt the shit out of that babes