Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I'm pretty sure a dog sicked up that mayonnaise.

Shirley - You seem to know a lot about Gregggg's genitalia - is there something you would like to confess?

Haha haha spoke too soon 🤣

All this talk of Greggg's sexual organs is making me feel even more ill than Darren's curry mayonnaise

A WOMAN

Monica always loves it when a woman comes into the room.

A wummin!

Oooh, get you, Halsall, knowing names already! I don't even bother trying till the later rounds.

Actually - looking at Gregggg - he's carrying the prog on his missus' behalf. Unless he has that medicine ball that Shirley saw him trying to shag stuck up his shirt.

Oh dear lord have some of these people ever cooked before

@Schady SO WHAT IF THERE IS?? SO WHAT IF IM INTERESTED IN GREGG’S RIPE AUBERGINE?

WTAF is she doing?

*sprog - not prog

Sorry

I read the name-tag on his whites, Grouchy

Oh dear.

I don't judge Shirley - I only talk about you behind your back.

Monica was looking shocked there.

Late... sorry!

So excited for the new series, love the professionals. 👨‍🍳

The first wumman and she lets us all down.

They all got their holy fuck faces on.

Awww, poor weightlifter.

As a slight detour to the actual show, I wonder if they film all the bits of them looking at each other in shock / surprise / delight in one go then just edit them in

Where is Squoosh?

Hello Romaine - pull up a chair.

Hello!! Loving the disasters already.

Yeah. I'm a bit gutted too SchadenfreudePersonified