Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

My downstairs toilet is decorated in those colours.

Mmmm - Marcus does indeed look like a man who might have a Squoosh clinging to him below the level of the counter.

Christ - I hate Greggg.

I love 🦑 but not sure about the black batter

Sorry that looks like a big curly poo.
Soak Halsall, there's so many of us.
What's this guy on?

Poor Archie looks rabbit-in-the-headlights to me!

Monica looks concerned . . .

How much vinegar's going in there?! Yikes!

I imagine Greggs penis looks very much like a dead raw squid.

I'll just leave that image with you all

Marcus is looking particularly stunning tonight - has Squoosh got a new groomer for him?

Thank you MrsTommy

I may never sleep again . . .

'You've given us.....a dish'.

Damned with faint praise.

I think Gregg is smooth like action man down below.

That is the worst thing I've read on these threads, MrsTBanks.

Gregggg - you patronising twat!

I didn't want to suffer alone SchadenfreudePersonified

Halsall It was rather faint.

And Sean -that's the sound of my knickers dropping- Pertwee. Mmmmmm.
Squid, not my thing.

I imagine Greggs penis looks very much like a dead raw squid

I think it looks more like the empty sad skin of an onion, all crepey and papery and dry. And he’d still bellow greengrocer phrases like TWO FER A POUND! And LOVELY MELONS in your face at the crucial moment.

I'm just warming us all up!

Mrs Greggggggg probably wishes he was jayy

I saw you, whatashower

Oooo, Young man.

TWO FER A POUND! And LOVELY MELONS in your face at the crucial moment.

I'm crying. I've missed you lot

I have a feeling that this will be a slime pond free zone. Huzzah.