Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Shiny new thread

Eric Knowles is still very much alive.

Dh has just walked into the room and, entirely unbidden by me, flicked the Vs at Spenny

That wumman has lovely shine hair, whoever she is.

Nooo Schaden he's been on Bargain Hunt recently (Eric Knowles that is).

God the guests are terrible bores

I'm pleased to learn that I am wrong Iklboo

I was thinking of Arthur Negus

Such wit and repartee around that table!

Turbot looks very lovely.

Christ! Are these antique duffers for real!

That dish looks haunted

They seem more interested In the caviar dish than the food!! 😂 😂 😂

Elderflower it’s because the dish has possessed them all a la ghostbusters

Turbot looked lovely

Yes indeed MrJolly'snextdoorneighbour

Scintillating!

It's like watching that Victoria Wood sketch where two middle-aged people were meeting for a first date and were commenting on the many different shades of white in the room.

I love turbot.

Chef Paul is hugging everyone- I hope he gives Spencer a backhanded slap!

Such wit and repartee around that table!

I did snort a bit when they were looking at that clock and said 'it's one Henry VIII gave Anne Boleyn'. Ooo-er missus, fnarr fnarr, etc etc

Mr Broach is a bit much

He wouldn't like my Christmas sprouts, then. I'll be starting them off in the next fortnight so they'll be ready in time.

"Limp, overcooked, oversteamed vegetable" is he describing himself? TWAT

I'm getting a bit bored, there's no life in them at all

Have they cook again after this

SHUT.

UP.

GREGGGGG!!!!!

Chef is quite short

Next to Martin the chef looked like a toddler

I wondered where the turnip truck had got to this year.