Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

Greggggggg gets the boot out payback on AJ.

Close call I think

No surprises there.

That's my Pilates music in the background.

Spencer is such a twat.

Spencer looks...........shall we say, manic?

Just realised I'm a minute behind! (Watching on iPlayer on a laptop as our digibox broke!)

Bye AJ

Halsall yes i think that’s a good and non libellous description

My word - Martin is a big lad!

I can never get over the sheer size of him

He’s a lovely big hunk of man Schaden

I'm sorry, but John is just weird. Completely OTT at times (Partridge, not Torode)

I Chuckle away at Zoe so I'm glad she's through

Hever Castle is beautiful

Wolf

Oh! I'd forgotten about the libel laws . . . can I amend my comment.

Spencer is such a twat, allegedly.

Oh Gawd!

Not tiny portions on huge plates again.

If my food spoke to me I'd think I had gone through the looking glass (with Spencer) allegedly

I don't want food that speaks to me before I eat it.

I think Chef Paul will be an even harder taskmaster than Chef Frank. I suspect Chef Paul would have slaughtered Fell-in-a-Hole wumman.

I had a boyfriend years ago who was 6 foot 6. Was like kissing a giraffe!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

John has that showbiz smile, means nothing really, I only ever saw him on a talent show with Denise Van Outen and Andrew Lloyd Webber, could have been for Dorothy, it was years ago and then the one and only time I watched celeb big brother he was in it and was not that nice after the first few days.

Anyway back to pies, I'm running stuffing my face behind again

Wasn't that from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

Those scallops . . .

'Rumanesco'??????

My OH is 6'4
A whole foot taller than me 😊

Hands off Martin. He's mine!