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Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

697 replies

Halsall · 21/09/2018 20:31

Shiny new thread Smile

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iklboo · 21/09/2018 20:55

Greggggggg gets the boot out payback on AJ.

kazzaD66 · 21/09/2018 20:55

Close call I think

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/09/2018 20:55

No surprises there.

That's my Pilates music in the background.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 20:55

Spencer is such a twat.

Halsall · 21/09/2018 20:56

Spencer looks...........shall we say, manic?

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FurryBuzzer · 21/09/2018 20:56

Just realised I'm a minute behind! (Watching on iPlayer on a laptop as our digibox broke!)

Bye AJ

Wolfcub · 21/09/2018 20:56

Halsall yes i think that’s a good and non libellous description

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 20:56

My word - Martin is a big lad!

I can never get over the sheer size of him

Wolfcub · 21/09/2018 20:57

He’s a lovely big hunk of man Schaden

kazzaD66 · 21/09/2018 20:57

I'm sorry, but John is just weird. Completely OTT at times (Partridge, not Torode)

FurryBuzzer · 21/09/2018 20:57

I Chuckle away at Zoe so I'm glad she's through

kazzaD66 · 21/09/2018 20:57

Hever Castle is beautiful

Halsall · 21/09/2018 20:58

Wolf Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 20:58

Oh! I'd forgotten about the libel laws . . . can I amend my comment.

Spencer is such a twat, allegedly.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 20:58

Oh Gawd!

Not tiny portions on huge plates again.

fourquenelles · 21/09/2018 20:59

If my food spoke to me I'd think I had gone through the looking glass (with Spencer) allegedly

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/09/2018 21:00

I don't want food that speaks to me before I eat it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 21:00

I think Chef Paul will be an even harder taskmaster than Chef Frank. I suspect Chef Paul would have slaughtered Fell-in-a-Hole wumman.

Elderflower14 · 21/09/2018 21:01

I had a boyfriend years ago who was 6 foot 6. Was like kissing a giraffe!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

ellenanora5 · 21/09/2018 21:01

John has that showbiz smile, means nothing really, I only ever saw him on a talent show with Denise Van Outen and Andrew Lloyd Webber, could have been for Dorothy, it was years ago and then the one and only time I watched celeb big brother he was in it and was not that nice after the first few days.

Anyway back to pies, I'm running stuffing my face behind again

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 21/09/2018 21:01

Wasn't that from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2018 21:01

Those scallops . . .

Halsall · 21/09/2018 21:01

'Rumanesco'??????

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MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 21/09/2018 21:02

My OH is 6'4
A whole foot taller than me 😊

RomaineCalm · 21/09/2018 21:02

Hands off Martin. He's mine! Grin