Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

How long has passed since the last challenge cos Spencer's hair now looking a bit better. John still looks like a psycho when he smiles tho.

I don't want blue flowers on my duck 😬

Toodle pip AJ, see you tomorrow for Strictly

fleas

Not the best of the Hitchhiker series, I thought.

Excuse me - this fucking cat is squalling like a banshee. I'll have to see what the bastard he wants this sodding time.

Mmm Wellington

Zoe - you're brilliant!

That beef in the Wellington is still mooing

Spencer has been given a job where he just has to put stuff on a plate.

This way he can't cock up any actual cooking.

"The most theatrical of all of them". Is chef talking about the dessert or Spencer?

Apropos of Spencer's hair, I went to a talk about the Bayeux tapestry this week (my town has a copy made in the late 1800s).

Anyhoo, the Norman's had a fashion for shaving the back of their heads but leaving a long fringe. Not much changes eh?

Lol I pressed stop on remote and thought I'd fecked up my telly coz the antique roadshow music was on.

£35,000!

That's a lot to pay for a dildo

John does have a spooky, psycho, strange-playroom-in-the-cellar smile doesn't he?

Allegedly

Chef Paul's face - didn't look a happy bunny.

schaden
Maybe I should start watching Antiques Roadshow

Aaaaw! He's pleased with Zoe - YOU CAN WIN THIS ZOE!

Chef seems OK to me he's praised Zoe and told Spencer to do something again

I like him too, Halsall anyone who looks pissed at Spencer and smiles at Zoe can do no wrong in my book

Mark Hill could be John's conjoined twin!

Who are these experts? Where's Eric?

But John is the evil twin, obviously allegedly

I agree Schaden hooray! Zoe to win! Spenny to go!

I think he died Four

Or maybe I won't start watching, looking at that bunch of stiffs arriving for lunch

John played Christian, Jane's brother in Eastenders didn't he?