Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Shiny new thread

Does John like him do you think?

No.

Gregg was interviewed on Steve Wright last week as he is doing a one man tour. He said he gets asked if he and John get on. He replied that John was best man at his wedding. He then said not all his weddings!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

Well face it Elderflower - if Ghengis Khan had been at that wedding, he would still have been a better man than the groom!

Yes I'm not sure John and Gregg come across as best friends. But may just be me.

Gregg must think all his Christmases have come at once.I apologise without reservation once more for the photograph but maggienolia must surely stand on the naughty step with me.

What makes that badly headed sweaty greengrocer qualified to decide who the winner will be.
Fucking hate him, shouty bastard

Sorry...was typing in a rage.... meant BALDY...not badly

Both are acceptable Sweetpea

Sweetpea , may I hand you glass of your favourite tipple - you seem like a woman after my own heart.

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Chef Frank was the true winner

BasilickStare....brilliant,,I thought it was really him.!,,

Ladies I accept your offer of a sniffer,, ching ching

Lord above..sniFter...

Chef Frank was the true winner

Amen to that @WeAreSailing

all round

All best wishes to all on this thread - so funny - & Schaden & others - do be sure to come back.

Do you think the grocer was clever enough to sign a 5 year contract or am I just one shouting in the wilderness about how he does not add to the programme.

A thought , only

I have just found this thread to discover who won. Late, so late.

Anyone know how long till the marvellous Professionals?

Hi @GrouchyKiwi. It's usually starts the second week in November I believe. Can't wait.

The only thing the Gurning Grocer adds to is the bile rising in my throat! Basilisk

I think he must have threatened to have sex with someone important unless he got the job.

Schaden If ever I can buy you a cup of coffee or a glass of wine it will be very well meant.

I really honestly thought I was the only one who Gregg spoilt the programme for . He's rubbish ( IMHO) Seriously I cannot abide him. Some others may like him but to reiterate , loving your work Schaden.

How can he possibly have got that job when he simply shouts the time and says " a lovely plate of food" and then always looks like he is going to take it back to his dressing room to finish it off , whether he likes it or not.

Schaden we need to share a glass or a cup of something. I think your idea of gregg somewhat is mine.I have actually complained to the BBC about him - and he is still about. I do think it is inertia. Because the programme would be so much better with someone who actually knew what they were talking about. The sex thing with someone important I had not thought about but

Love "Gurning Grocer"

Oh BBC could you not just find someone better. Gregg is truly irritating.

Love "Gurning Grocer"

His full title is, of course "Grinning Greggggg the Ghastly Gurning Grocer"

And mine's a double!

PS - Nobody loves him
Everybody hates him
He should stay in the garden eating worms . . .

Actually - even though the series is done - am I allowed to have one more " Oh do fuck off gregg" MN please delete if inappropriate . Sure he's a nice man - just made me feel better.

Double it is - gladly

Careful now @Basilisk, if you’re getting them in for all Gregggophobes, this could be an expensive round - should we have a kitty? 💰💰💰

I'll get the first couple in but I do hope there will be a kitty myimaginary

Seriously is Gregg generally popular? I think he spoils the programme . So - can we send him into space ? May need a robust rocket .

ODFOG

If Gregg is popular I don’t know with whom. I’ve yet to find a fan.

myimaginary - some people must like him - I can't abide him - why do they keep him on the programme ? I give you All best , Basilisk