Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

I have to whisper this I much prefer Noel Fielding to Gregg Wallace - OK - I'll get my coat and just slope out . At least he is a bit funny.

Noel Fielding is a PRINCE!

I luffs him!

Schaden ha ha - I shall arm wrestle you for Noel Fielding - Gregg Wallace ( not so much ) - tee hee
I reckon Noel Fielding could do a better job on master chef ( well he can shout "5 minutes" as well as anyone else ) but I love Monica Galetti , although I suspect she actually has a job to do so doesn't have the time to do MC - whereas I suspect Gregg has landed a contract and is rather smug and loving it.

I am very much looking forward to next series ( well apart from Gregg obviously)

I think I have a vague recollection (very probably from one of these threads) that GGTGGG's veg company supplies the fruit and veg free for the show on the basis he is involved. That's why they can't fuck him off to outer space get rid of him. I could be wrong though.

I wonder if John likes Gregg there as Gregg actually makes John seem less annoying in comparison. Kind of like The Ugly Friend Thing.

Love how the series has finished but the thread is still going for us to vent our hatred of the twatting lapel holding gurning scrotum features

I wonder if John likes Gregg there as Gregg actually makes John seem less annoying in comparison. Kind of like The Ugly Friend Thing.

Now - that's a thought! I could see that being a possibility.

the twatting lapel holding gurning scrotum features

LOL!!!!!! - though your comment is an insult to male genitalia everywhere . . . (I wonder if GGTGGG is one of the few blokes whose balsams are actually less repulsive than their face? NOT THAT I EVER WANT TO FIND OUT!!!! )

*BALLSACKS - not balsams

Effing autocorrect!

Exile Is this what the BBC has come to ? Can we not club together to provide vegetables so G can be shot into space. I would make a modest direct debit if others joined in.

I love Gregg being TLHGSF

I also love someone being annoyed that Ballsacks autocorrected to Balsam rather vice versa

It would be worth it Basilisk.

I have some tomatoes that have no chance of ripening in the greenhouse. They can have them.

You'd think with the licence fees they charge the could afford a few carrots and some samphire.

Is Greggggggggg somehow supposed to represent the nowmuw pan'a (normal punter as said in Greggggggese)?

Schaden - so your tomatoes , I do not have a proper garden hence modest direct debit - we are surely on our way. I suspect whilst walking the dogs I could snip herbs if that helps.

I'm sure random herbs snipped en route would be ideal *basilisk8.

Schaden random herbs can't be any worse than Gregg's contribution - can it ? I could get sage & rosemary & am sure I can grow basil on the windowsill. Samphire I am less confident about

I suspect that "samphire" is either a) made up, or b) so unusual no-one would know whether they had the right plant or not.

I'll just stick a few weeds in the "sapphire" box - nobody will know the difference. We can get hem to sign a disclaimer before the show that if anyone dies, it's not our fault.

Name changed for this- Gregg Wallace came to do some filming where I work recently and confirmed to everyone he met that yes, he is in fact as big of a tosser in RL as he is on the telly.

His favourite line when meeting the people who were going to be on camera with him was ‘just relax, the only difference between us is a couple of million’

Couple of million what though @LolBeansandSalad? Brain cells? Evolved genes?

What a charmer he is

Btw, I love that, a full week after the end of the series, we've kept it going for the sole purpose of abusing the Ghastly Gurning Grocer

I never get tired of abusing him. This thread is very cathartic

You can get an additional chance to get annoyed at him by watching eat well for less

Could he be , to paraphrase the London Dickensian character , "The Artful Tosser"

I apologise without reservation & am sure he is lovely

It is cathartic. What are the BBC doing? There must be lots of Gregg fans who just keep quiet or the BBC do not care about their license payers.

Wolf don't even go there , I am of an age where my blood pressure may not be able to deal with it.

Couple of million what though @LolBeansandSalad? Brain cells? Evolved genes?

fleas LOL

Abusung him is a labour of love. I never tire of it.

Could he be , to paraphrase the London Dickensian character , "The Artful Tosser"

LOVE IT!!!!!

*Abusing - not abusung, whatever that may be