Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

It’s like China in your hand love

Except it’s fucking burnt

Carole seems rather useless....

LOL @ Taffeta 😂😂

‘It’s heating up, literally!’

He’s missed his vocation

I don't think squoosh likes the Celeb version.

Pretty boy Josh is a brown noser

Fucking forgot and watched emmerdale!
Love how everyone was saying lily and Alfie's dad. 😆I remember him as the bad boy of comedy.
Carol's a bit "look at me" isn't she?

Well at the moment fourquenelles, I can't say I blame her!

She's usually here Lotta, I was trying to message her but it wouldn't send, think my tablet is acting up though.....

or she's legged it with Marcus to sunnier climes and better food

Cook's face when she told him 5 minutes.

Only if She lets Marcus out to play.

I had the raging fanny gallops for him in my younger days OhWhat. Him and Peter Richardson. Bad boys rool!

Ooooh Peter Richardson - from Comic Strip etc?

Oh sorry maybe fourqs is right

I remember him from Robin Hood OhWhat, that's a few (and more) years ago now.

That's the one Taffeta

Right, let's get back to the kitchen and do some disastrous proper cooking

Oh yes fourq

Mmmm

Michelle does have an excellent lipstick game, Lottapianos.

Only one going home?

Shame

Fanny gallops, that's brill

Giant soup sounds yum

Apparently Keith Allen and his wife have a restaurant, which may possibly have something to do with his willingness to appear on Sleb MC

Peter Richardson was haaawt!
Chocolate fondant-kiss of death.

dash of plonko

KILL HER

She really does Grouchy. And I know that squoosh appreciates such things, so it's a shame she's not here

ICK at the thought of Keith Allen giving anyone fanny gallops