Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I thought splatters replaced the smear

I'm late! Been drinking in the garden with dd and watching bats.
See Spencer's coaching paid off. And he solved the age old dilemma of the third plate.

'Somebody STOP me!' 🤪

Whoa there, he held three plates no door slamming in the arse for him.

"Low rent Jim Carrey"

OhWhat, lovely way to spend the evening, I'm having beer and biscuits

God I can’t stand Ulrikakaka

Dammit. Jean is having a difficult day. I like her, I want her to stay. Stay, Jean!

NO ONE needs that mental image Gregg.

That needs cream or custard

Yikes. That dessert needs something creamy with it. Too sweet.

Ah well. It was good while it lasted.

Oh Jean that main dish didn't look great, I don't want her to go home, I think she could get much better.

Me either Wolfcub, never could, she never seems genuine

Pineapple curry? Ah, no.
And coconut pannacotta? Bluergh.

I have a feeling DH and I gave up watching the series that Ulrika was on as she kept being praised and she was shit.

Exile and she kept bursting into tears

That was not Anita’s a stirring that pan

I'm with you on that ohwhatfuckery.

Love pineapple but coconut pannacota...

Anita is clearly on a mission to get the judges drunk on Amaretto.

She did Hasall, I'd forgotten that, I think she thought she was just passing time till she was announced the winner.

(Shall I start a new thread btw? We're filling this one up....)

Look how much oil is in that sauce!

Think it was John Wolfcub

Ugh Ulrika is terrible.

That food did not look appetising to me.

I wish she would give up! Yes please halsall, prior preparation and all that