Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I missed the start. Do I have to wait until it's finished to get it on iplayer?

There's the obligatory fondant, we should keep count on how many are made this series.

Egg noodles with olives?! Nope.

stillnot I think so.... not 100% sure

Mmmmmm, chocolate fondant.......

Only if not burned to fuck though

still Sometimes you can get it during the programme, so worth a try!

Exactly Taff.
Who's this?

Not sure about the manual application of mash topping there.....

I thought egg noodles was a peculiar thing to serve that chicken on. I thought he said it was a french dish??

Back in the day Lotta back in the day!

Pretty boy food sounds goooood

Room for a little one? Bloody love MC

Do they Roussette, think we'll count that as cheating so

'My bedroom's messy' He still lives at home with his mum, doesn't he ...

All welcome, @kirta!

TPau's going to hang around for ages and piss me off every episode.

He is about 4 June. No clue who is is mind.
Fuck, carol did good.

Carol has teeny tiny eyes. Or has she just had lots and lots of fillers and they're struggling to compete? [miaow]

Her fondant to me just looks like uncooked sponge

Yy Grouchy

She’s needy

Ugh

I'm thinking fillers too June

Yep she did well there Grouchy, lots of practise I'd say

In that case he should stop playing with his mum's makeup OhWhat ;)

Carol looks like Mrs Overall.

Iirc they've always been on the teeny side, June