Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Ah ye it's too soon for the professional kitchen.

Was it last year that one of the chefs was a right dickhead.

They've dumbed down even this dumbest of all challenges

What has that boy Josh done with his eyebrows? They look rather ummm sculpted but I'm an old fossil so don't get it

Lamb looks delicious

Pretty boy doesn’t strike me as having lots of brain cells

Chef Cook, love it

Tom Cook. Fated to be a chef.

I want Keef’s dish

It must take ages Grouchy, though maybe he has his own make up person.

Idaho, thank goodness he's not called Chef Burns

Giant needs to kneel really

Idaho

Broil is such a weird word.

Oh my. I could eat that steak. Love any blue cheese and it's X 2

Taffeta kneel , oh yes!
I bet he has permanent backache!

Was the lime supposed to go in the hot oven?

Stick them both in the Josper.

Fuckwits

I'd eat the fish dish no problem but I don't like muscles so would leave them.

I'd scoff that steak in a heartbeat

~puts blackened fish on plate~ Do you think it's burned, Chef?

I'll have your mussels ellena pass 'em over.

I think I should be in these kitchens eating the rejects

~puts blackened fish on plate~ Do you think it's burned, Chef?

YY we were shouting YES

ooh - I didn't know this was tonight and I have had just collect DD from friends house so missed the start...will catch up later!

Where is squoosh by the way? Does she boycott the series that don't involve Marcus?!

They're all yours fourqs

I don't think I've heard the word josper before and in the space of about ten minutes I'm sick of hearing it now.

Make it look ‘alive’? It’s a bit late for that, surely.