Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

I'm really quite irritated already. This thread is saving me!

Roussette I really really hope Gemma Collins can't cook.

Me too MrsT. I think she'll see a whisk, scream and run off in a flounce

His teeth weird me out. (Pretty boy's, that is.)

Normally there’s at least one who can cook though.....

Rousette That would be superb television.

Oh yeah that's right Roussette, she was bloody useless in that.

iklboo

That singer chap looks likes he's been chiseled (is that how you spell it?)

Bleugh @ buttered rice

Haha that rice.

I knew the rice of Michelle's would be awful! One thing I can cook is rice and she went about it all the wrong way

Mmmmm quite like my rice like that

Michelle has beautiful hair and is wearing v nice lipstick. Yes, I know this is a MasterChef thread 😁

Yes, exactly, ellen. If not whittled

Watery chilli there from Ms Decker

A rice lollipop - delicious!

I hate when they do the professional kitchen this early. It's just food assembly.

Peruvian small plates? Tiny roasted guinea-pigs?

Totally agree Grouchy. I want to see disasters in the kitchen with them making stuff up and getting it wrong!

Yes Halsall whittled

Wonder is it make up that gets that effect

That rice was not good

I want that fish YUM

Me too MrsT. I think she'll see a whisk, scream and run off in a flounce

That would be perfect

Halsall

I think he's contoured his face, Boy Band has.

Burned lime. Delicious

That's not a plate of food.

How can you fuck that up though?

Halsall

Which group went to Peru recently? Was that the Regular MasterChef bunch?