Sleb Masterchef is BACK

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@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

New thread for when we're ready

Not the biggest surprise in the history of Masterchef.

See you all on Thread 2.

Anita seems like a lovely woman but thank goodness we’ve seen the end of her ham acting.

He is off his head grin

Genuine question. How can a person tell.

I’ve not had any experience of drugs so I’m clueless.

Thank you MrsTommy You are very kind

Thank you for all of your astute and unbiased comments - the admiration for the god that is Gregggggg shines like a beacon in these posts and warms my bitter, icy heart.

I couldn't bring myself to join you in real time, as it would have been beyond frustrating, and I might actually have gone certifiably insane. But I've laughed my socks off at your lovely comments.

Regarding the peeling: After seeing Pretty Boy Wotshisface last week, peeling an apple in what I can only describe as a "unique" way, I am eager to see more imaginative approaches to denuding fruit and veg.

KEEP THE PEELING IN THE SHOW!

Ah my life is complete :)

Peeling techniques! Ethically questionable cooking lessons from Jean-Christophe Novelli (looking at YOU, Spenny)! Lumpy custard! Discuss these and other vital topics on the SHINY NEW THREAD!