MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

More Beard!

I'm afraid Greggggg's utterance of the words 'soggy biscuit' have to open this new thread. Sorry folks.

Thanks Halsall.

Oooh, a private yacht chef. I need one of those. And a yacht.

The French Ambassador hangs his head in shame

Luxury yacht eh?

Thanks Halsall

Why does Gregg, who couldn't boil a sprout on his own, always take it upon himself to deliver the criticism?

Lee has a nice Tudor double-chin, and an (only just) acceptable amount of beard.

He looks like he could captain one of the Tudor war ships. Not the Mary Rose though unless he cocks this up.

I reckon the peaches have been frozen to throw them off

He looks very very nervous - voice and had are shaking.

He can't be our dungeon master with that sort of anxiety I think.

*hand, not had

Yes, four, I was going to say he looks like a military type.

But yes - he could captain a boat. I could see him panicking as he went over the edge of the world.

I wish Gregg would start to deflate - patronising fucking twat.

Where’s the wummins?

Chef at a Law Firm!!!!!

Found attached (every day a school day on MN). There are lots of roles we can put the chaps/chapesses in.

He's our dungeon master. He has a touch of the Lurch about him. (Sorry Chris.)

Nice hairy arms - no tatts because obviously the hair would obscure tham.

Aww lovely Chris with his hairy hands and cute smile

He'd be a shite pirate, or a crap. buccaneer
Private chef at a law firm! Lordy it's a bit high end tonight.
Struggling here-jester?

Why do they all claim to be roasting fruit when what they are clearly doing is frying it?

He's too happy to be a dungeon master. He'd be tickling the prisoners to death.

Dunno about plums and meringue.

I agree Grouchy

And I will allow Gregg into the court as Groom of the Stool, four

Fuck off talking clock head.

Actually - Chris could be a Sergeant Falconer - he looks like birds would like him.