EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

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when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

we could put a file in the spam fritters for him nancy, i would get to wear one of those netball sling things that they wear in there in bright yellow!! i can do whispering too and menacing looks. we would save the TED ONE

Ted was still holding the gun so I suppose there's a chance, Nancy.

I suspect Sausage will be injured rather than killed and will lie in a coma for a couple of weeks while L and Mock reunite over his hospital bed.

Will anyone notice if he comes out of his coma though? He's wooden and quiet at the best of times.

Great minds 80s! I was just about to suggest a spam fritter file

Save the TedOne haha

Still musing on Spam ...you could cube it and use it in salads or with pasta. Come to think of it, both Spam and Sausage are rehashed bits of dead animal and wood shavings but only one of them can act.
Spamgate has generated more lively posts than we've had for ages which speaks volumes for the state of EE these days.

Yes, apparently email spam is named after the Monty Python spam sketch. Ted's favourite.

I doubt a humble bullet will be enough to take out Superson

What's with the repeating events from another's view point!

Oh this is pathetic.

Fi matches her kitchen

I know I shouldn't laugh but Abi getting clonked on the head was hilarious. Actually laughed out loud.

Fucking ridiculous. Ian listens to Max again!!!!!

Don't the police know Sonia lives on the square? She could have put out the fire, saved Jane, disarmed spam man & brought sausage back to life - the square has its own emergency service

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Abi getting donked made me laugh out loud.

Not ashamed to admit that when Mrs Spam Fritter apologised to Linda, it gave me goosebumps.

Ohhhhh is Ted Fi's Dad?!

Love the way no-one pops round the back of Beales to the required fire exit.

Vincent did say about it?! But they can't usually be opened from the outside?

The Fire and Rescue Service can get through.

Ian doesn't seem too bothered really

Nice to know they're not stuck in traffic on the ring road today. Aka, the Olympic park.

I'd have got through in RL. I'd have tried. Not just hung around the front. It's a very poor plot.

As for this ...

Ok! Burst out laughing at the truck/ambulance bit at the end!! Wtf!

Well I suppose he might be a bit bothered now....

I just laughed out loud too! It's so bad!

Restaurant is tiny - how long would it take the fire brigade to go in? There only 2 rooms ffs!