EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

I've read something even more stupid that's about to happen. Completely bonkers I wonder if the actors are thinking "wtf am I doing" when they're acting out their scenes.

When did Linda say she had cancer. Obv missed that bit shouldn't mn and fb at same time

When she was sitting with Jack in the kitchen.

I would like to be the lone voice for the support of the much maligned Spam Fritters. When I were a kid we had them often - fried in lard (and I am still alive).
There was a shortage of meat after the war and no-one had any money. In case anyone is interested it first hit the shelves in 1937 and some people still love the stuff.
In 2007, the 7,000,000,000th can of Spam was sold.
It’s made from six basic ingredients:
Pork ‘with ham meat added’ (whatever the hell that means)
Salt
Water
Potato starch
Sugar
Sodium nitrate
Yum!

Send that info to EE mrsbotox, I'm sure they'll incorporate it into the script somehow so the whole world can be enlightened by it.

You are a bit over invested in the spam there however its fine if it keeps you calm and doesn't tip you over

Sounds like you can handle your Spam, Mrs.B

I remember running round in the playground hitting each other on the forehead and shouting "Spam" at school. Good times.

I remember there used to be a comedy sketch Chris Jarvis used to do in the old days on CBBC, where he'd dress up as The Anorak, a spotty trainspotter who loved Spam. I always think of him when I hear the word spam 😷

Have you seen the price of Spam these days? I was shocked, shocked I tell you.

Channelling your inner Joyce there Liney

I was thinking for a minute I'd captured the essence of Ulysses there for you, ILostItIn, and then I realised you meant Mrs Ted Spam.

Ah I see your mistake. You've confused Mrs Spam with the highly acclaimed author Joyce. It's easily done.

Perhaps the scriptwriter is secretly channelling his admiration for Ted Hughes and James Joyce through the Spams. Crow sightings and more potman pub scenes to follow.

Nooooooo MrsB. Spam fritters at school were disgusting. They looked like a large suppurating wound. We'd gag on sight. I'm with Ted all the way on this one.

Spam, even the word makes me feel rough! Didn't monty python do the spam sketch? Maybe Mrs spam was a fan! So funny you lot with your comments though. It needs a shake up this soap.

Couldn't the silhouette have been... ... Patrick without his hat?

Hmm, no there was a glimpse of pus coloured t-shirt I think, maybe it is sausage. They need to kill him off if only to save us all from the diabolical acting (sorry Johnny actor).

Well meh, those two episodes were gash. Even my DH - die hard EE fan from day 1, never misses it - rolled his eyes heavenward multiple times. We both watched the explosion rather impassively and muttered "for fucks sake" in unison.

i thought it night be Keanu at the door - he's got track for being kind (put up flower baskets, was getting boarding for the spams break in) but more likely to be johnny just to misery up the carters. (the shadow did look a bit slight for keanu too)

Keanu is shaven headed this looked like curly/wavy hair

:-) ...am clutching at straws NOT MY SAUSIIGGGE!!!

Terrible pictures coming live from the crime...

Those need to come with a trigger warning Nancy

I know Emmerdale isn't Oscar standard but no wonder it wins all the awards when you compare their recent crash episode with EE and it's bizarre bus crash episode and now this week.

Did anyone else notice the tone of voice and the line Ted used about 'getting more time for murder' when discussing the 59 years?

Made me wonder about whether he'd used the gun in murder before or referencing that his gunshot is the cause of a death.

Ted has used that gun before i bet.
If nancy had her way, it would be Super Sonia for the bullet!! ( and the jury would let Ted off as well!!)

If Ted shoots superson I will break him out of prison myself