EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Can I put on here a small plea, please, for people not to talk about spoilers. I prefer to see things play out in their own time and speculate together with you guys about what might happen. I don't want to know what's been in trailers or online. Sorry!!!

Also, in a rather tragic reflection on my own life, I confess that I started the episode all over again on iplayer and it's definitely sausage, 13-minutes-into-the-programme (13 minutes of my life that I will never get back!) who looks like he decides to go and check on Ted & Joyce.

Whoever said on here "sausage goes bang" - priceless!

Also sausage was the only person wearing the correct diarrhoea-coloured shirt.

This is doing the rounds on Twitter 😂 EE the uncut version

Why would a young man of 21 even be bothered about a new part time potman anyway? surely Patrick could have called his mobile or asked the police to check up on him. It just wouldnt happen that he would have gone round there at all.

They were not bothered about the Taylors and they live above the spams. i hope Ted goes away for what he did and they both disappear.
she can cook him spam fritters with a file in them when he is in prison!

It's definitely Johnny

Am looking forward to finding out what Happens with Jane though

Who is sausage? 🙈

side, we have adopted silly names for the characters - linda called Johnny , her son. sausage when they first came in the show ( and were happy) and it kind of stuck on here.
Spams are Ted and Jean ( new nickname there as she cooked him spam fritters) Twitney is Whitney ( Dripney is another of her monikers) and Mock is Mick of course! love all the comments about the stupid gas explosion and Linda's big reveal.

Thanks 80's!

My husband thought it could have been Dot but I don't think it was. She signed a contract for another year.

Is sausage leaving then?

I dont know if Johnny is going or not really.
Dot hasnt got a nickname really. i hope her cat survives the big explosion that wasn;t that big.
i am pleased Stace is okay though.

Linda has cancer? How did I miss that

Bec and teacher

Stephen and fire. Jane will survive

If my disabled wife was 2mins away I wouldn't be agreeing with max. I would just go

Why is mick at fi's?

I thought ted shot his wife

@bad. This thread doesn't have spoilers. Or have I missed something

All this talk of Spam fritters and sausage is making me hungry (and it's nowhere near lunchtime.)

Why on earth would Ian listen to Max about staying in the pub? Surely your wife's safety is more important than a few cuts on some random strangers faces.

Hopefully the Spams will be carted off for good after last night. Totally useless and unbelievable characters.

Just watching last nights episode so apologies for any repeat comments, but
When did Jack become a relationship expert, babbling on about trust and secrets to Linda?
Why was Bex dabbing at Mr Pryces face. His arms/hands weren't hurt so could have looked after himself? So inappropriate!
The bra straps, for the love of Christ, they're going to get an acting credit soon we see them so much!

Was Mr Spam having some sort of breakdown ? He went all manic and peculiar looking for burglars .

I thought that about the bra straps too OhTinky. It looked like she had a couple of dark pink tattoos around her arms last night. What will she do when it's winter and she has to wear a coat. We won't be able to tell if she's as common as muck then.

If it weren't for this thread id give up

Blondes I think BadHairDay was referring to a spoiler on the previous page about something that has yet to happen in the next episode. I agree with her, this thread shouldn't talk about the future except as crazed speculation.

Although perhaps nothing we conjecture can be as weird as the real thing at the moment ...

There is a spoilers thread for EE on the telly list of subjects. i cant do links but there is one although not many people go on it.

That post obviously went over my head

That post obviously went over my head

When I watched several eps on iplayer, and Denise got her results I thought to myself I may as well just read this thread! It's much better and more entertaining than the programme! The screen with her announcing her result was almost exactly as you lot predicted.

Where's Derek by the way? I thought he was Johnny's project.

Scene not screen

The bra straps! They make me so irrationally twitchy. I want to put my hand inside the Tv and hoik them up. Who the hell enjoys fallen bra straps?

Quite like the colour of the bra though!

Well caught up Fi and josh are obviously siblings and Mr big or man in jail max visited is their dad, anyway Poor Jane waa just a matter or time i enjoyed her finding out then thought ach Steven is going after her. Max branning isn't even a good baddie he is just irritating why does he rub his head all the time.