EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Nah - I rewound it and it looked like johnny to me too. This'll be what pulls mock n L back together surely? I reckon this week's 'big drama' is really all about tying up Sean's crap storylines which is why we've had the gun, Ls secret and max and Steven etc all at once. Maybe the new bloke said 'seriously, there's nowt I can do with that load of tosh, let's scrap it all and start again shall we? I really hope so

The outline did look like Sausage, didn't it? But why would he have gone to check on spam frittereses? I know Mr Spam is a potman at the Vic, but tenuous linkage...

Whole thing was stupid.

That's definitely sausage at the door ( a sausage surprise)

Im so dissappointed, Sonyas wearing the dress I just bought for my holidays. Im not so into it anymore

Years ago Bianca wore a dress from a shop I worked in ( it was very distinctive) the day after she worse it on Eastenders 5 people brought it back for a refund! One woman was absolutely irate, she said we had made a fool of her by allowing Bianca to wear the dress

I liked Sonia's dress, where was it from?

Oasis

Nancy, that made me laugh.! People are batty..
I wondered why puffa jackets went out of fashion! ( silver ones)

Linda said she had cancer?i missed that?

Thank you colinfarrellsarse.
Sonia and teacher could be related, they both have the same jaw.

Alfie Moon and dh used to share shirts. I've never really decided if this is a good or bad thing

misses point

Just watched today's..Did Sausage go bang? I swear I saw a curly head going down! Who will give no shit Sherlock advice on the square now?

Ooooooh I'm back after being away for months...kept losing track and then had to watch 7 weeks back to back to catch up!

Laughing at so many of tonight's comments - especially at the poster who wanted Linda's bun to be blown off her head

I love eastenders but I think last nights and tonight's have been pretty rubbish. We only had the bus crash not that long ago and that was much better.

I think it was sausage who was shot. It looked like it might have hit him in the neck too. Nice guy but his time has come.

Glad Stacey is ok. She's the only consistently good character and actress!

Linda being ill and not saying anything is a nonsense.

Phil landing on a bin bag was a nonsense.

Ian hanging around the pub was a nonsense.

Lauren's pink denim jacket was tragic in itself

I think sausage will miraculously survive being shot & either Max or Steven will be dead by the e d of the week. Once their story's are out in the open there isn't really anywhere for either character to go. Maybe Steven will ramp up the crazy one more notch and kill Max & then himself ( hopefully killing Sonia in the process)

Bex was dabbing away for AGES wasn't she. And she dabbed and then put the cotton wool back on the bottle so blood would be mixed in with the antiseptic.

It was so bloody unrealistic when Ian listened to Max and stayed in the pub.

I'm interested to know what type of cancer and how it was treated.

Oh...and thAt deffo looked like sausage

Oh dear, Sausage is sizzled.

It's all a bit poor isn't it? Months of shabby storylines involving bins and cats, punctuated by a bus crash, a prom fire, an explosion, arson, and a shooting.

Max best not die, hopefully Steven will, and Sausage.

I hope they don't kill off Jane. She is one of the most 'normal' characters ignoring the multiple attempts on her life and the fact she sent an innocent man to jail for a murder he didn't commit

The outline was definitely sausage. I don't think he'll die though. I think it'll be touch and go, and probably a coma will be involved, but he'll pull through and be left severely disabled and become the top lawyer in the country for disabilities and gay rights. Yawn.

I really wanted Linda to have had an affair, or done something else that's terrible, as she's so annoying and thinks she's a saint. I really wanted Mick to in some way get the upper hand, or be equal to her, not her get more sympathy. I guess the shot sausage storyline will bring Mick and Linda back together.

What the hell was the shit with Ted and the gun waving/paranoia/talking complete crap? Yes Ted dear, burglars always cause gas explosions...

There's just too much going on, and none of it has been done well: shitty explosion, Martin decking the PC, Ted/gun/spam fritters and sausage, protesters, Linda's hissy fits and cancer confession, Walford in Bloom, Jane and Steven and the fire and Bex and Mr Pryce snogging.

Apparently there's also going to be a secondary explosion somewhere, and an ambulance crash.

Since this producer has been on Eastenders, nearly every single episode has been so mundane (Ian getting fat, Ian worried he has diabetes, Ian being diagnosed with diabetes, the bullies, Denise being absolutely starved and trying to revise, the bin situation, will Lauren and Superman shag...) and you could watch a whole week's worth at once and by the end, nothing had changed.

We've then had larger events such as this week and the ridiculous and disgusting bus crash - in which things are just so unrealistic (no one dying and everyone in full health 2 days later), or just too much going on. Also the convoluted and 'cluttered' ongoing storyline with the developers.

I really feel for the new producer inheriting the show in its' current shambolic state.

Argeles You have summarised it perfectly.

You have to wonder what he would have kept doing if he remained, it is like a never ending book that doesn't have any plot.

My prediction is that Sausage will be rushed to hospital & Mick & Linda will reminisce about when he was prem & they spent all that time in the hospital & will make up just before he comes round & is miraculously better within 2 episodes. Mock & L will be back to normal & Sausage will visit Mr Fritter being all understanding about his PTSD.

There was nothing wrong with Mr Price's hands & no reason why he couldn't have dabbed himself. Bex was incredibly ineffective, all that time & it didn't look like she'd cleaned any blood off his face!

The only death by the end of the week will be Bronson the dog. Steven will confess everything while snivelling. Max will be ostracised by everyone - Fi will get Clark to fire him so they can play dumb & carry on with their evil plans, Carmel will do her very best wounded puppy face & to top it off, Stacey will frown & shake her head when he approaches her.

L's cancer will turn out to be a small patch of skin cancer that was surgically removed & she's now completely clear.

Everything will be tied up with a neat little bow & in a week or 2 it'll be like none of this ever happened & we'll have some interesting, non-ridiculous storylines to watch!

It was all a bit shite wasn't it. I hope it was sausage that caught the bullet, as he is a terrible character and just as terrible an actor, but I have a long list of characters who are just as bad. I suspect, like the bus crash and Louise's "life changing" burns, it will all be forgotten about by Wednesday.

Still laughing at shot sausage

Everyone seemed to be barmy in that episode!!! I don't see how some of the characters can come back from it.

Not only is it ridiculous that Linda would keep her cancer secret but it was also ridiculous that she couldn't come home. From the glimpse we got of whatserface Linda's mum at the pub in Watford, everyone seemed to be in party mood. Had she kept it from Woody and her mum too?

Sonia and Mr Price was soooooo yucky and cringy.

Sean O'Connor has been the worst exec producer and there have been some bad ones!

Stupid couple of episodes after weeks of boring drear!

Argeles your summary was perfect - There's just too much going on, and none of it has been done well: shitty explosion, Martin decking the PC, Ted/gun/spam fritters and sausage, protesters, Linda's hissy fits and cancer confession, Walford in Bloom, Jane and Steven and the fire and Bex and Mr Pryce snogging. - my thoughts exactly! Far too cluttered!