EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Jane's a sitting duck.

Nancy ba ha ha!!

Stacey's obviously not that popular - nobody's bothered about finding her!!

Reckon Stacy might be out and Mac is going to realise is evil plan has hurt the only person in the square he still cares about

Not that the gas was maxs evil plan or anything but you know what I mean

Bloody hell, Robbie ok too, surely one of them could have died

Steven stabbing condoms doesn't seem so bad now

Has Steven forgotten that he pretended to be his dead mum, kidnapped Lucy & shot Jane? Janes hardly the baddie in this argument

Wonder what will happen with Bex ' teacher!

Wow that's a shock

Shabby really is a nut job

Was that johnny? I'm sure he was wearing a yellow top

Johnny went to check on Ted so O think it was

I think by the shadow and the hair it's Johnny!!!

At first I thought it was Robbie, but I think you lot are probably right about Sausage.

Well done to whoever predicted Linda's cancer, but would she really have said nothing to Mick about it? I think not.

Who predicted L was ill? Gold medal time!
Why not tell your husband? Makes zero sense.
Patrick was on the way to see Ted and spam. Why didnt she call the police on him? They were already on the square. Stupid story anyway.

How the feck has L had cancer with no one noticing?

I'm wondering if Ted has some sort of ptsd the way he holds the gun to protect him and Joyce?
Although if he's just shot a sausage even if he didn't before he will now!

Are we set for mother daughter fight over the music teacher?

And why on TV does any slight graze get lovingly cleaned up by a passer by with cotton wool?

That wasn't Patrick behind the door, you'd have been able to see his hat.

Woody must know Linda has been ill - why doesn't Whitney know?

Definitely going to be a Sonia, Bex, teacher bloke triangle. Bit rubbish after the Preston, chelle, Bex triangle

Lets hope they kill linda off by xmas then.
More 'triangles' with a teacher n pupil - again.
So soon after Chelle, its not on.
Yes Ian, dont see your wife , help out in the vic instead because Max said to. Whole thing was just silly.

I'm so pleased Linda wasn't cheating. That gives me hope for them but why wouldn't she tell Mick?

I think It was Johnny at the door. Poor Carter's. When will they catch a break?

Carters do have so much bad luck. Babe really did curse that pub.

Bex is taking after Sonia with her nursing skills. How long did she rub TCP and a cotton ball on his cheek? It seemed about two hours!

Why would Ian listen to Max (who was propping up the bar and doing absolutely nothing to help himself) not to go/do anything?

I wonder who was at the door. It looked like a tall person. I thought it might be Dot. Now I wonder if it was the nicer of the Taylor boys especially when the pregnant girl and mum were worried beforehand?

Poor Jane.

Looked like Patrick at the door to me.