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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:36

Abi 's baby, I cant even work out the relationship that child will be to everyone! Tangled web of lies..

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 20:37

Did Mick forget his own mum died in the bath in a tragic accident too?

Why wasn't Fi using the pub bathroom instead of the Carter's personal bathroom?

So she sleeps around, we knew that from her not caring Max was with Carmel but does Max know that? Or care? Probably not.

Watch out Jane........he's going after youuuuuuuu......,,,,

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:38

Poor Jane. I would be scared.

nancy75 · 01/09/2017 20:47

Hello Ladies!! Been away for a couple of weeks & I get back to Steven being busted by the baby monitor - the most tried & tested plot device in the history of telly!
Abi preggers - not a big shock
Fi & Clark Canary Wharf - that was a surprise - he is supposed to be engaged, is she the secret fiancée?

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:52

Nancy!! Mwah mwah! How was your break?
Welcome back.
( ps, x factor on this weekend too) see you there i hope.
EE has been manic. Its all happening next week though!

nancy75 · 01/09/2017 20:56

80sGrin hols were good been back a few days but just managed to catch up with EE ( watched a few on catch-up but then wondered why I was torturing myself)
Absoluley ready for X factor - DH will be at work so no moaning from him about watching crap on a Saturday night!

dingdongdigeridoo · 01/09/2017 20:59

How can they be dumb enough to get caught out by the baby monitor? They literally just heard Louie crying on there. Dear god their child will be stupid.

Are Abi and Lauren the new Roxie and Ronnie getting up the duff by the same man?

I'm guessing Max, Fi and Clark Kent have some sort of creepy sex thing going on and Max probably doesn't care.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:00

See you there Nancy. I hope Raahh kicks us off tomorrow..
Glad hols were good. Get watching EE. Its been very tangled!

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 21:00

His fiancé was Imogen.

What is the point of all this. Clark with Lauren, Clark with Fi, Max with Fi, Fi coming on to Mick, Mick with Whit, Whit with Woody, Woody and Lina's secret ......Steven with Lauren, Steven with Abi. Abi lusting after Clark. Clark lusting after Lauren.

It's like an old Dynasty episode!

celeste4 · 01/09/2017 21:01

Oooh that was a good episode. Set up next weeks episodes nicely.

I hope Fi hangs around. She is a good character I think.

Steven has that ruthless look in his eyes....Why didn't she just tell Ian straight out??

How stupid were Abi and Steven not to realise the baby monitor was on.

How would Steven and Abi ever get custody of Louie? No court would ever give the child to a stepfather having an affair with the child's mum's sister.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:13

Wildrose, when you put it like that! Lol. No idea who is sleeping with who now.

nancy75 · 01/09/2017 21:19

The whole thing is just too complicated. Max is being played - he's happy to shag around but he's always been jealous of the women he's with - he wouldn't like Fi shagging about.
Why would anyone other than Max put this much effort into destroying everyone on the square - Clark & Fi dont know them or have a reason to hate them? I know someone wants to buy all the property but why get people like Lauren involved, she doesn't own a house!

Cakietea · 01/09/2017 21:19

Could Fi be Clark's mum?

nancy75 · 01/09/2017 21:21

The actress is 45 so she probably could be but I think she's probably meant to be younger than that & there was a definite sexual undertone to the lets have some fun!

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:23

Hmm, clarke is young isnt he ?,About 20 ish? If fi had him very young it could be a goer that his her son.
Mind you, if i suggested a bottle and a night in with my 2o year old, he'd run a mile..

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 21:29

Fi is meant to be sexy. She can't be Clark's mum as EE don't do sexy mums, as soon as a woman has a baby in EE, they turn her into Pauline Fowler!

At least it is getting more exciting now than the entire episodes about bins!!!!

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:34

The bins in Birmingham make the 'great bin story ' on EE look very sad.
Those poor people up there. Carmel would go mad.

softkitty79 · 01/09/2017 21:36

If Fi was telling the truth I think Josh/Clark is meant to be the brother, but the ages would be a bit questionable...

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:41

Fi and Clarke are brother and sister and Mr Big Weyland is the dad?
could work. Although im not convinced totally. She sounded too sexy on the phone.
They really want to re develop that place dont they?

LorLorr2 · 01/09/2017 21:47

Do we think Fi was being truthful about the depressing story or was she just trying to get close to Mick and further ruin him & Linda? When she first looked sad it seemed more like she was waiting for a text haha

LorLorr2 · 01/09/2017 21:49

Ah sorry that was already talked about on the last page

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 21:50

They probably are siblings but it doesn't make sense. If she was 16/18 when her mum died, why would she 'always wonder' why her mum didn't let her brother find her? Given the age difference, it would be her brother's childminder who would have found her! as he'd have been a toddler!

Is there oil under the Square or something. Most of the people on the Square would jump at selling if offered half decent money. They aren't trying to get properties cheaply as they upped the offer for Ian's chip shop and made 'offers he couldn't refuse'.

I suppose they are just trying to muddle their way out of the dreary storylines that never went anywhere.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:51

Fi looked right at home in the Vic. Its very fishy.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 21:55

If your going to take your own life, the least she could have done is turn the oven off under the casserole! ( why make one in the first place?) whole thing sounded too slick to be the total truth! I dont buy it.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2017 22:05

blah blah blah about fi

now the baby monitor , thats more like it=so jane now knows........

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