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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 16:07

iknow, yes, Shrimpy had the extra screws in his hand and rolled his eyes when they said they were 'spares'. They dont do subtle that well sometimes.
I;m sure that us regulars on this thread could come up with much more exciting stories for people - tube man could do with something!

lazymum99 · 01/09/2017 16:46

Tube man is pretending to have a job, but do we care? No

I looked up canine anti-inflamatories and they are harmless to humans. Its the other way around. Human painkillers can kill dogs. Even so who would make themselves properly ill when you can just pretend.

I liked the scene when Keagan took money from his mums bag and she saw, said nothing, but looked really disappointed in him.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 17:04

So all they needed to do was look up doggy meds to realise that they are harmless for humans! I know theres poetic licence , but this is silly.,
Maybe steven is just thinking they are making him sick..
Why isnt the vets noticing the missing meds?

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/09/2017 18:45

Maybe in an ironic twist, Stephen will find out he does have some terrible illness. He's looking a bit peaky these days.

Need to catch up with Martin's platform storyline. I wonder who will get squashed underneath it? Surely they can't have Martin trapped under it. He's only just recovered from having a bus on top of him. They would be incredibly bad luck.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 18:48

Its dangerous living in walford!

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 19:07

LOL at the bad luck of Martin!

I wonder if something will get stolen and Karen will think it was Keegan who she previously always stuck up for but now knows he can't be trusted!

But seeing as she didn't have a problem with one of her kids stealing a park bench, probably not!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 01/09/2017 19:57

Mmm Keegan's definitely a bit sticky fingered. He's been caught by St. Honey a few times in the mini mart stealing. Not sure why his mum didn't say anything about him taking money. She came down like a tonne of bricks on pregnant daughter for pinching a baby gro.

Will Martin's invincible leather jacket survive another market catastrophe? It escaped unscathed in the bus crash.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:16

Fi has moved in the Vic! Oh dear, the whole baby monitor overhear! 😊

DameSquashalot · 01/09/2017 20:18

I thought that might happen, but thought it was waaaaaay too obvious

Akire · 01/09/2017 20:18

Is she trying make Mik kiss her or something?? This is not going help Linda's feelings.

Good call over meds story- shame
To stupid over mointer!

DameSquashalot · 01/09/2017 20:19

Is Fi lying as part of the big scandal?

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:19

Do we think fi is a fibber? Quick survey..

SteampunkPrincess · 01/09/2017 20:20

probably being way to harsh, but whats the point of Fi's story? i dont really care enough about her as a character ?

NoisyBrain · 01/09/2017 20:20

If she's fibbing it's quite an elaborate story...

Akire · 01/09/2017 20:21

Bit lower considering Mik mum/nan died in bath not long ago they all got over that quick

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:22

Steven rumbled! I bet fi is lying. Just a guess. Seems too staged.

NoisyBrain · 01/09/2017 20:22

The dog meds must have scrambled Steven's brain, surely he'd know Louis has a monitor.

Do we think Jane is in peril?

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:23

They never cared about Sylvia. Only Tina did.

NoisyBrain · 01/09/2017 20:25

Oh my word. Steven has lost the plot.

Akire · 01/09/2017 20:26

Surely while truth was screw lauren, get loui parent rights to him and ....

Akire · 01/09/2017 20:29

Ohhhh so Fi is in with Clark on the quiet while pretending to Max they are together but letting him sleep around to get her own Way. Think my Brian will explode

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:31

Its so complicated now. I don't think the writers can work it out either!

Optimist1 · 01/09/2017 20:32

Excellent episode!

I thought Fi was lying, and was convinced that when she made that phone call it was going to be to have a chat with her mum. Thus I was doubly surprised that she was talking to Josh!

Go Jane! She was so firm and unwavering in her dealings with Steven and Abi.

Abi pregnant?! True duff duff moment.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 20:32

All this just to put up a few flats and a big supermarket! Lol..

Akire · 01/09/2017 20:33

So Abi is pregnant now? Can't see Stephen wanted stay with her still. Baby in student dump- fab. Sadly Lauren always been blue eyed girl so even max and Ian will still think Louie is the best.