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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 21:19

Ilost, yep, steve had done all those. Sniffed around Abi loads..

Optimist1 · 31/08/2017 21:28

As long as he doesn't start marking the Square as his territory! Grin

The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 21:47

Steven pissing around the square, mind boggles!

Akire · 31/08/2017 22:36

Surely it's easier to pretend be ill than actual really be ill. Bit of make up, hair cream remover as shampoo etc
Wonder if Jane will ask abi if she dropped from work and act inocent?

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 31/08/2017 23:23

I thought that Akire. He'd just pretend to be ill, not drug himself with God knows what.

Steven weeing all over the flowers in bloom.. poor Jane.

celeste4 · 31/08/2017 23:25

It seems they are doing a full circle and setting up another Steven v Jane storyline. Yawn.

Theycalledmethewildrose · 01/09/2017 00:33

Poor Jane just back on her feet and Steven will go after her so she can't reveal her secret. Lets hope she is like the cat with nine lives as Steven will try to kill her (again) so his big secret isn't revealed. We've already seen he is capable of arson so will do anything.
Whatever was Jane doing trying to unlock a phone in a drawer, she is very nosey and would Steven really leave it lying around along with his dog medication in the living room, not even his bedroom where there might be a small bit of privacy as long as Sonia wasn't anywhere near it

Mick bores me, previously he just irritated me. I'm not sure which is worse.I wonder are his lines on a powerpoint presentation on the ceiling and thats why he keeps looking up?

Whats up with Michelle's man? Why is he sitting in the allotment all day and not sitting in his own house/apartment if he isn't at work. He didn't seem to notice it was raining while sitting there. Another thing that really bothers me is that anybody (usually Robbie or Carmel) can go around the market with a clipboard making notes on paper despite it bucketing down. What magical pen and paper have they got that resists water?

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 06:47

Tube man ( not even sure what his name is) is acting strange. another one with a 'big secret' no doubt.
ha ha to Mock and the words on the ceiling - he does seem to be struggling a bit with his 'lines' - considering its hardly Shakespeare.
his days of doing Pinter plays seem to be over when you struggle with a few soundbites about ' it was only a kiss' and ' your doing me ead in ' every other line.

youarenotkiddingme · 01/09/2017 06:59

The biggest thing that annoys me about Mock ATM is his calling women 'treacles' everytime he refers to them.

That line about the councillor was just ridiculous!

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 07:19

i must admit, it wasn't great, but i did laugh when he referred to the councillor as ' some stuck up treacle' , its just the way he comes out with it that makes me smile.
Can you imagine him with though - he'd be okay for five minutes, then start shouting or storming out the room or holding his head in his hands and she would have only asked him for his name for something ! Linda would sit there with her pained expression going on about Twitney , and how ' es never been wiv anyone else' - no, i dont think the writers can put us through all that! it annoys me when they pretend to drink tea as well - empty mugs , its a travesty- when we all know tea is the best drink in the world.

SoupDragon · 01/09/2017 08:24

According to google, Treacle is slang for sweetheart (treacle tart). Would you really call someone a stuck up sweetheart?

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 09:15

soup, no you wouldn't in real life, but this is DD who seems to make it up as he goes along.
Maybe its just easier on them to let him say his own lines!!

MrsJayy · 01/09/2017 09:26

Its his mockney nonsense he just makes it up as he goes along.unless he was calling her a stuck up tart Shock , pete beale used to call everybody treacle

DameSquashalot · 01/09/2017 09:46

I wonder are his lines on a powerpoint presentation on the ceiling and thats why he keeps looking up?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/09/2017 10:04

Is jane in danger

Def seem so weird leaving phone in drawer with columns wne vibrate on

Taking doggy pills can't be good for his health

Maybe he will die via doggy medication

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The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 10:19

Special edition from Crufts next year then??

BadHairDay0 · 01/09/2017 10:46

Thought the whole square looked lovely for Walford in Bloom. Loads of outdoor scenes. Some different camera angles going on too. For the first time it occurred to me that there must be loads of people behind the scenes tending to the flowers, making the allotment look just right, picking the right veg for the market stall, etc, etc. It really made me appreciate all that.

Came as a shock seeing Robbie tonight - I'd almost forgotten he was in it!

Well done spotting Tina dashing off to be sick - I missed that, although not sure I want to go through a pregnancy storyline with her!

I'm worried about Jane at the hands of Stephen, if she works out his deceit and he finds out. Especially as she's doing so well now, starting to walk again. Eeek!

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 11:10

Yes, it has become a different soap this last year - it just feels different somehow and much more going on outside too ( the tube, the offices where max works etc)
Tina has a child who is about 20? Zsa Zsa. she doesnt mention her at all. if she is 'with child' and its Woodys, i dread to think what Twitney would do then!! She did sleep with him ages ago though - she would be showing by now , unless she is pregnant and doesnt know it? another Sonia!!

Venella · 01/09/2017 12:12

I groaned at Honey's line: "Ooh, Patrick, I've never seen one that big before!" Little nod to Barbara Windsor perhaps, Carry On Eastenders...

Linda does me nut in an' all.
I might not remember correctly, but didn't Mick say something like "If we can't get past this then maybe this is the end" on the roof? Rather than, "that's it then, I'm aaaht, tata"?
But Linda keeps banging on about how he said they're finished for good, as if he has presented her with divorce papers, and how could he say that and come back from it, etc etc ?

What is the deal with tube man? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Haha, Steven marking his territory around The Square and getting ready for Crufts! Grin

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 12:22

Frankly, if i were a man married to the miserable Linda i would be very tempted to just say ' thats that' !!
As it is, Mock is doing his best, in his own way, to make it up for kissing the awful Twitney, but she isnt giving him a chance atm.
i dont care about Tube man either - i dont know his name or anything about him and i dont want to really. another pointless character.
He must live fairly close by though.

youarenotkiddingme · 01/09/2017 15:02

I guess if he makes up his own lines there's less for them to project onto the ceiling PowerPoint Grin

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 15:06

yes, they can do the lettering in LARGE on the ceiling so he can read it - he doesnt wear his specs now, so they have to be careful of his eyesight!!
well, next week its all going to kick off, the flowers will be history and Martin's wonderful platform will fall apart.

celeste4 · 01/09/2017 15:14

I actually smirked at Honey's line to Patrick. She managed to say it without looking flustered or smirking. She play the part of simple but lovely Honey quite well actually.

The80sweregreat · 01/09/2017 15:19

Honey is an odd one, she is always so well groomed - even if the clothes can be a bit flamboyant sometimes - she has a child with special needs, yet never looks flustered or rushed running around after those two children and Billy as well as working in the shop and helping Jack out with wise words and the odd lasagna. She always has time for people and is a good listener.
She is a modern soap 'saintess' ( if there is such a word) and should be canonised, if they ever kill her off!

iknowimcoming · 01/09/2017 15:42

Oh talking of martins platform was there a comment about having some screws left over from making it? I'm sure I recall something like that and thinking aha! The platform will collapse! Mind you I do think I sometimes insert my own made up stuff as it makes it more interesting - lol!

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