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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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Theycalledmethewildrose · 30/08/2017 01:54

What a 'white noise' episode. I turned down the volume half way through and turned it up only to hear Ian.

EE is so boring.

SpanishFly · 30/08/2017 06:47

Did anyone see the policewoman who went to question the Taylors on the break-in?? She must be related to a director or something, otherwise she wouldn't have made it through the first casting session. Wow. Just wow.

youarenotkiddingme · 30/08/2017 07:55

I also wondered about why Mock and L had another duff duff that wasn't even remotely close to a cliff edge.

I think it maybe building to a big storyline surrounding them?

The80sweregreat · 30/08/2017 08:03

I used to like Linda, now i just wish she would go back to her mums in watford, divorce Mock over the kiss and never come back! Her face every morning is enough to curdle Ollie's milk. I'm sure that Johnny sausage could help with the alimony advice.

Those sunnies of Dots were so funny - poor cat, the victim of a tug of love.
i would rather live with Dot though than weird dressmaker Joyce and her too cheerful husband with a gun. cat knows whats best.

SpanishFly · 30/08/2017 09:13

oh, Ian.... Sad

Venella · 30/08/2017 09:47

Watched Monday's and Tursday's episodes back to back so not sure where it was but –
some very odd close ups:
the inside of the freezer in the minute mart when the children were choosing their ice lollies.
Linda stabbing about on her fruit salad.

Aww, Bradley.

I don't think Carmel knows about Max's and Stacey's affair, does she? Is Max starting to actually like Carmel or is he a bit tired of Fi or is he just stringing both of them along as part of some bigger plan, rubbing his hands with an evil cackle (whispered, of course)?

The80sweregreat · 30/08/2017 10:45

who knows with Max, one minute he is strutting around the posh offices at Canary wharf and having clandestine meet ups with Weyland's owner - the next he is just skulking around, shagging both Carmel and Fi and getting people into trouble! the only one to find him suspicious is Cora and she isnt around much. its all an evil masterplan and he is being very good at it I think, as everyone on the square is fooled. Abi has her own agenda and not too bothered about her dad!

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2017 18:42

Why is woody calling Linda babe. Don't think siblings as she said they have to flirt behind the bar. That's staff

Felt sorry for IAN finding out another child is dying

He will never forgive Stephen for that

It's only been 8mths since Ronnie has died

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The80sweregreat · 30/08/2017 18:47

Gosh, what will they do at Christmas now? All the crashes, explosions will be used up !

sidesplittinglol · 30/08/2017 19:51

Just catching up with yesterday's episode.

I'm a bit confused... I was under the impression that what Phil told Jay about Jase was a lie and that Jase was really his dad following the convo he had on the phone at the end of the episode.

Now grandad is here and is saying it's true.

Did I get the wrong impression?

TheNotSoGoodWife · 30/08/2017 20:38

Evening, I used to post a while ago but left and have returned again (like Dirty Den but without the daffodils and canal Wink). It feels as if the writers are trying to build the tension for some big dramatic 'event' but I'm not gripped.

The whole fake story with Jay has confused me and the L/Mock story has dragged on too much I think.

Anyway, it's good to be reading your comments again - still better than what is actually happening in EE Grin

celeste4 · 31/08/2017 08:10

I also that agree 99% of the time that comments on this page are more funnier than the actual storylines they are referring to Grin

DameSquashalot · 31/08/2017 08:53

She was DREADFUL!

The dress was very confusing. I spent too much time thinking about it.

Mock was annoying me his self pity - I try to do the right thing, but I just keep getting it wrong...poor me blah blah blah

EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS
DameSquashalot · 31/08/2017 08:57

Getting grandad in on the Jase lie is so ridiculous. Grrrr

On Tuesday's episode they kept mixing the sound frond the next scene into the current scene. I know it's effective sometimes, but was happening throughout the episode and became really irritating.

😒😒

celeste4 · 31/08/2017 09:19

Yep, this Jay paternal storyline has me baffled. I hope they do fully explain it further down the line because right now it makes no sense. Maybe Phil was not speaking to Weyland when he admitted to telling Jay the lie?

The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 15:14

Did Phil pay off the grandad then? i missed that bit - i saw him turn up and they went to the car lot.
all very odd. why cant phil just sell weyland the car lot and retire on the money?? why all this with Jay and the lies - unless he is being blackmailed!

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/08/2017 19:28

Who cares about changing a 20yr storyline

Who cares about muck and Whitney - it just wouldn't happen. You wouldn't go back and work and live with ex in laws esp after snogging the father in law

I'm entrigued by Max's plan

And Stephens brain tumour / well the spaniels head version of it 😂😂

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Akire · 31/08/2017 19:59

What's the demo for? Missed that

Where did Stephen get notes from?
Why why leave cat medicine in living room!

Yes starting to not care about Mik and Linda he lived without her for a year so not like we can't imagine him single. Fi had practically moved in. I would just sell up and get all my cash back if they are still managed like that.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 31/08/2017 20:18

Was Linda wearing Pat's old earrings tonight?

Mick hardly ever looks at anyone when he's talking. The other night her addressed half a scene with Lina at the ceiling.

The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 20:19

Muck! Blondes thats funny. I needed a laugh. They are doing my ead in. Shirley is a fine one giving out advice!
Jane is on the case - max wont be happy. Steven is getting too blase leaving stuff around, you would be more careful surely. Theres a picture on the meds of a dog ffs..goes well with a spaniel x ray i suppose!
At least his knees are alright now i guess! !
The square looked lovely though..will it last? Err..no!

The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 20:22

Mock does tend to address the room when he speaks.
He is funny. No mention of Ollie going to Cloisters! Who will have him?
Jay was good tonight. I like him, poor sod.

iknowimcoming · 31/08/2017 20:34

Did Tina run off to be sick - pregnant by woody? as someone on here predicted? Glad jane is on to Steven - she's got good reason not to trust him after all!

I'm guessing the mock and L story is being dragged out for the big event next week - something bad will happen or will be thought to have happened to one of them and the other will realise how much they really love them etc etc

Who was max on the phone to talking about Ian and jane?

Akire · 31/08/2017 20:41

Max was ringing Stephen on the secret only use this phone to ring you on. That he left in plain sight and with the sound on.

The80sweregreat · 31/08/2017 20:47

steven is being affected by the Dog meds i reakon, leaving things around and not thinking straight. next thing, he ' ll be over the park chasing a few balls around for fun!
woof woof, followed by a duff duff.
yep, i bet that L will come round and realise that Mock is the only man for her. bless.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 31/08/2017 21:09

Ha ha Steven on the dog meds. Side effects also include randomly sniffing people on the market, panting in hot weather and stealing sausages Grin