EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Karen's bra straps annoy me endlessly.

It has all been blah tonight was more involved with Karens bra straps than anything else

Forgotten about Denise and the hospital snog though it was only twice. Not sure what was amazing about ladies night,no entainment and looked like plates of tomato puree! I would least expect room for. Dance.

Why is the younger brother so mean to the unemployed one? I mean he's trying seems nice enough and has training under his belt, while younger one has criminal record and hardly seems to be at school.

Oh dear , mocks for the high jump! Well done Dee,.
24 hours will change the square on the 4 th september..what was all that about?
Has weyland written all over it.

I didn't see that bit about 4th sept.
That's first day of term - are they going to provide some entertainment for the stressed of us?!

it was a trailer with the Eastenders sign looking all cracked and shattered! my trusty TV guide goes up to 1st september..
i have a hunch its to do with Max - my money is on him. lets hope its not another bus crash though!

There is spoilers on walford east on facebook if you want to find out what is happen on the 4th

Does Eastenders only have male directors who don't know how bras work?

Or is it a trend for Bardot bra straps?

I think I've read about what's going to happen but seeing the title of the thread will try not to spoil! If you do a quickie google the event should come up

Karen is meant to be a slob but even slobs pull their bra straps tight

Why would Abi try Lauren's dress on "to see if it fits"

Snog time made me cringe

Abi did look nice in that dress though! its very pretty.

i hate people that kiss in public!! its one of my pet hates. tube man is nice though!! just my type ( even if he turns out to be dodgy, as nobody is ever normal in EE)

Karen's bra straps should have their own twitter account - either that or its a new fashion trend that the rest of us dont know about. Not that i would be following it if it were. Keegan is so horrible to Keanu.

Phil and Sharon ' i'll tell ya, but you won.t like it' - a man who gets to the point.

Can someone link me to the spoiler page?

If I was a burglar, Ted and Joyce's place would come very low down on the list of places that I'd choose to do over!

No, Ted and wifes place isnt a treasure trove is it?.unless they were after the gun..
Wife is so wooden, she needs livening up a bit.,
They bring nothing to the show.
Jacks kids were at Glendas? The woman he banished?,

I also wondered about the gun? I'm assuming it was stolen as Joyce was very quick to say only sentimental things we don't own anything of interest etc etc.

Spoiler page here;

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/2704376-Eastenders-spoilers

No, Ted found the gun ok. He went looking for it.

Yes noticed he called police after checked the box with
Gun though not sure if it was taken or not. Snog time was so
Not believable!

Joyce is such an oddbod isn't she ?

Was the actress who plays Joyce born female? She is very...masculine looking.

Yeah she is Maggie steed who has been in a tonne of things and born a woman

I think the gun was stolen - hence Ted's anger.
Dee's great hair was a performing wig - had a life of its own and used to shift around a lot. New hair is own.
No way would Lauren's wedding dress fit Abi - she is a third of her size.
Abi and Steven are turning into a couple of Hammer Horror characters.
Given Denise's acknowledged intellectual level how come she is so bloody indiscreet?

Joyce couldn't stand the Taylor's when they moved in but last night she was defending Keanu