EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

That ending was so poor!

Dee , dee, she got her 9
We say hurrah on mumsnet, she did just fine!

Was sunny at the allotment as well

Obv filmed this when we had that really hot week or Two we had in July

And bloody Sonja. Always appearing. Why not just have desperate on her forehead and I went to shag you mr school teacher 😂

Surely you not encourage Mr Price to be alone with a 16y old especially an upset one. You just woulnt put yourself in that position on the allotments!! What was Sonia expecting her to do???

Didn't take Jack to long did it, she is not the woman for him. Not sure where it's going.

Why is mr price is right hanging around allotments anyway!?
He shd be up the pub , or on his hols like all good teachers probably are!

I missed the first half and have only been able to discover that Dee got a 9 (whilst half starved), but how did Bex get on in her GCSEs?

Why was Mr price hanging about and has sonia got a tracker on him Dee got her pass where was Kush at her celebration? The fight between the boys was funny. Oh and jack kissing a blonde woman there is a surprise scandi nanny is a bit unprofessional i dont think nannies went on camping trips.

Oxford and Cambridge will be fighting over Dee now!

Gotta hand it to our Dee. In the time she studied for her GCSE (earning the top grade which only 2% of students today did) she discovered the person she thought was her mother actually wasn't, broke up with her boyfriend, gets fined for hitting Keegan, remembers she slept with Phil Mitchell, has a baby and decides to adopt it, and has periods of not eating properly for days. What a woman!

Dee Dee One GCSE
Our Dee did just fine
Got a nine, and pissed and a balloon
Only 2% of the whole UK
But no matter, our Dee did shine.

Bex got a D
In music no less
Which is not enough spectacular
To get into music college
But pushy mum has the hots
For the teacher who lurks about
And is going to go extra curricular

Jack has the guilts
Honey has the 'ump
And Jay got frozen peas
Mick got lucky
Jane got her plants
As you all were, please.

That was not a duff duff worthy moment: married couple go upstairs for a shag. Yawn.
Mr Price should have been at school, not lurking around the allotment, isn't he the head of yr11? They are always in on results day.

I wish Jay had gone, he could have saved himself from this load of dross.
I read somewhere that Perry What'shisface was supposed to be written out earlier this year, but McFadden threatened to quit if he was. "Why should 'e be allahed to escape? If 'e gets to go, then i'm goin too. We're Mitchells, we're in this shitfest togevva,"

Dee's new scrubbed teeth were dazzling in that scene where she opened her result. Big fuss for one measly GCSE. Is she going to shag tutor? Cheat on Kush?
Jay bought a plane ticket he didn't use - another waste of money. Any comeback on Lauren's unused tickets to NZ?
Linda still taking the moral high ground and no explanation of her 'secret'.
That teacher needs to watch out if he is seen sitting in the allotments with a young pupil. What is he going to 'tutor' her in?

cary, great poetry there !!

agree that Dee did well to get her 9 considering what she was up against almost daily ( plus having to give her son away) Her teeth looked whitened to me, obviously being Pearl's nanny pays well and her food bank days are behind her.
i thought that about the plane tickets too Mrs B - money slips through their fingers sometimes and then forgotten about!
Choccy, that was funny - yes, i bet Steve said to the producers ' if ive got to hang around , so have they!!' We are fammillyy and all that.
Big it up for Keanu though - mending the hanging basket for Jane. i must admit the flowers do look nice everywhere.
Shame that Weyland want to bring in the JCB's and smash the place up after all that hard work..

I thought jay booked tickets on the credit card

Fight was funny

Now d has her 9 what will she do with it

The sweat patches on Jack's Tshirt made me shudder.

I just saw this breaking news on the bbc Facebook page...obviously very serious and sad but first thing I thought of was Max Branning 😆 (Also the beehive story is pretty funny too!)

i read that today about the bees - just so odd where the bees are going these days to nest.
funny about the coffin - i dont think that Max has gotten over it at all.

They're going to have to sort out dees hair, she looks like she's been scalped by a babyliss big hair.

Dee;s hair used to be nice stormy -
Dont know whats going on there.
her teeth are cool though - i'd love nice white teeth like that.

what i found amazing was how none of them seemed that upset not to be going on their holidays after all - money wasted and they just took it on the chin. All that dosh on new bikinis and now Kim cant wear them.

Loved her sleek bob and fringe before!

I think I'd rather get done for possession than go on holiday with Carmel anyway

Yes, i guess they heard Carmel talking about max being in the buff for a week and then thought they had dodged a bullet as they say.

I wonder if Max will be rumbled that most of the things going on are his doing? I wonder if it will be a case that nobody ever finds out the truth?

Thinking about Jacks nanny...
they deliberately went for someone who resembles Ronnie didn't they?

Stormy definitely, I was thinking the same thing the other day!

I think if Max gets found out it'll be around Christmas.

I kept thinking 'stop nattering, Ben, Jay has a plane to catch!' That's almost as careless as in Hollywood romcoms, where people take flights at the drop of a hat.
Also, he booked it over the phone. Well old skuhl, bruv.

Erm, my school days are far behind me but I don't suppose it's totally cool nowadays to greet your teacher with 'what are you doing here?' rather than 'good afternoon Mr Teacher, sir' – and then practically snuggle up on a bench by the allotments.

Haven't got a lot of words for Jack and grimassing nanny, perhaps a resigned sigh and an eye roll.