EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

So... I expect a lot of you are very nervous and biting your nails in the lead up to tonight's big reveal, the great Dee GCSE result. I'm sure you need some distraction. I have a question for you! Which characters do you currently think are underused? Which direction could they go in? My first thought is Kim. Can she be any more than a comic character? Will she get anything more meaty? The visit with her mum didn't go anywhere.

Anyone else? Yes I know this topic is an old chestnut!

thats a shame, could he resit it? what does a 4 equate to in the old system?

youare, welcome back - i must go back to spain one day! i hope you had a nice time.
characters: i think that Vincent being an ex informant might link into the whole Max and Big revenge stories maybe. Kim could end up being kidnapped! They like their outdoor stories over Epping forest - maybe she might nearly drown and Dee and Kush will come to her rescue. She will emerge with her heels intact.
Kush and Dee might get married. Cue lots of tears from Carmel!

We find out that Ted was an old school gangster back in the day too - maybe a link to Dennis, Peggy and that old crowd?
We finally find out Linda Carter's big secret.
Nancy and Tamwar return.

God I couldn't remember who Ted was for a minute there! I could only remember Ted Hills and thought "hmm, 80s is going a bit random today"

Ha ha, the new couple with the whispering wife!!

he had a secret gun tucked away in the drawer - she was like ' put the gun away , Ted' so he did, and we havent seen it since ( or know why he had one!) he is now seen lurking around the Vic being a pop man, although i havent seen him pick up a glass ( unless he was having a drink from it himself!)

MInd you, with Kush away doing strictly soon, i doubt that he will be around much until new year ( i have a feeling he will do well)

Im placing bets on Kush being shirtless by week 3 on strictly

Oh yes. My predictions are: Kush ( Davood Ghadami) will be showing off his torso ( as you say mrs jayy, by week 3!) and will have one of the more glamorous partners..
the ones with kids will bring them out as soon as they can for the VT's

There will be a lot of hype about the Blackpool trip.

Claudia will swoon around the good looking men.

Nobody will like the new woman judge much and the papers will say there is tension between her and Darcey.
one couple might split up.
It will be the same as last year!
I think i can predict all this more than i can an EE plot just now.

I do love the strictly (non) drama though

I shouldn't have forgotten them! I love Maggie Steed. Part of me thinks what are she and CT doing slumming it on EE? Part of me thinks nice bit of retirement income.

Re Ted's gun; there's been a plethora of these vague mystery/secret things on EE for a while now. That are then left for months and months. Generally the show has been so boring that you forget about them quickly. They're not so much simmering on the back burner as stone cold and growing mould in the fridge waiting for you to stick out on bin night.

I would bet money ( if i had any) that they will say something about the new woman in the Hail or the Scum about her and Darcey!
they love to gossip on that show.
start a thread on telly Mrs jayy when it starts. Although they are very serious on those threads, they dont do the banter that much.

i tend to watch when they are half way through and had a bit of cull of the really bad ones and it doesnt go on for hours and hours!

tobee, yes, thats a good way of putting it ! such as when Jay was being chased by the drug dealers and stole money from Billy , then nothing.
I am actually made up that Billy is making a go of the Funeral parlour and not running it into the ground ( pardon the pun) , he hasnt had a local die on him for a while though!

A 4 is a C 80s! x

Thanks, i still think that letters are better than numbers, makes more sense to me!
Well done to all the students though. Its so hard these days.
Lets now all see what Dee gets..! If they ignore it , or forget, i will not be happy..lol.

Kush(y) better be shirtless on strictly!

I would like to see Shirley and Kim have more scenes together - don't know how you'd combine the characters but they are both fantastic comedians!

Glad to see Jay get more dramatic scenes as he's a very good actor.

Definitely Max up to something re Vincent and the Albert - he was persuading him to sell up not very subtlety!

Bingo ladies!

Surprise surprise Dee got a 9!!

Surprise surprise jack is kissing the nanny!!

i said jack would get with the nanny

plus camping was in the park, so assume the back of the houses we can see are the bedroms/bathrooms/back of houses of the square

we need another map of where park is compared to sqaure/pub/bridge etc

Blondes, wherever the park / tents were , it seemed sunnier and brighter than it was on the square!
Ollie with those lemons..so cute.

Thank God for Denise's 9. I couldn't have coped if she had to resit!!!

Just got in on iplayer atm, Jack and Ingrid kissing already? I thought there'd be a looot more build-up to that haha

Dee goes to Oxford..instead of spain..
Where was kush? Why wasnt he around to celebrate?

Dee-grade-9-gcse!