EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Not quite the Michelle situation.

No, but if I had a 16 year old daughter who was in a new relationship with someone who used to teach her I'd be appalled.

Results day tomorrow.
All hail Dee-one-GCSE.
We are not worthy

Looking forward to seeing if the writers have taken notice of the new grading system for Maths and English GCSE!

Dee one GCSE

As far as I know they are camping in the park! Which is basically why Honey turned up with a backpack.

Camping seems silly story anyway it's not as if if to give the kids air time as they are off playing. And who leaves their kids with someone who then hands them over to others!! I'm guessing it will run in tent or tent will break and oh dear we all have to sleep in Jacks tent...

How old is Bex? I thought she had just sat her A-Levels aka 18.

Jack in threesome with Honey and Scandinavian nanny, who's name I always forget, whilst camping in a garden of some housing estate

Just to clarify, the inappropriate relationship I was referring to would be Mr Price and Sonia. As I said inappropriate meaning uncomfortable rather than dodgy.

Bex is 16 and has just done her GCSEs. Don't know if Walford High has a 6th Form. Moot point as to whether she's left.

Libby went there and did A levels didn't she? It must do them as I think I remember Bex saying she was going to go somewhere else instead to avoid the bullies?

Results day for D! Will there be any tension?

Akire I thought the same about the funeral. I created a little story in my head about how the granny moved to London, but the dad could get there from Wales

couldn't

Only 2% of students will get a grade 9. Will our Denise be among them?

Ah right, ok if Bex is only 16 then yeah that does make it totally inappropriate for her to be having a relationship with the teacher. I got the feeling the other night we were getting the impression that this teacher guy is perhaps a bit unstable beneath his apparent nice guy image. i.e. no relationship with his father, a bit distant, etc. In all honesty the last thing he needs right now probably is Sonia chasing after him I'm not sure what the book title was trying to suggest mind.

celeste, that sounds like a whole other soap ( channel 4, 10pm)
'tentside' - 3 in a sleeping bag romp.

I am not sure how old Bex is - I thought she had to resit her GCSE's or re do another year or something because she changed schools when she moved to the square with Sonia? She is older than Louise, who is year 10, although most proms are only up to 16 at secondary school. Confused about that one. Yes, the big Denise results tonight - if they remember!

EE has form for people not doing that well in exams or worse than they expect e.g Tamwar, Abi which is quite realistic, of course. I think Bex will do very well and Denise will get a 4. Is that the equivalent of a C? So passes but not outrageously.

Dee: I can't believe it, it can't be true.
Kim: Wassup babe, pass me the wine.
Dee: I just got me results for me GCSE.
Kim: What 'ya get hun?
Dee: I can't believe it...it's amazing...I didn't fink it was possible.
Kim: (Totters over on 9 inch heels and looks over Dee's shoulder)
Dee: I got a 10! It says 'ere that 'cos I'm brilliant at English lit'rature and everyfink they've made a fingy, hexception, I fink it says, and they've never seen nufin like my essays so they've 'ad to make a new grade, special like, just for me! Eek.

Kim: You a clever girl Dee, I knew it. Brains run in our famlee. You can take an A level next. Then one of them fings...oh, wot they called. Refugee, innit? Nah, a degree. Then you'll be Dee-Degree!
(Dee clutches her hands across her non-existent bosom and stares mistily into space as Kim grabs the vino).

Cue Duff Duffs....

Cary

😂

I am not sure how old Bex is

16. They had the whole shagging Shaki storyline last year

Well Dee was clearly some sort of English lit genius with her analysis of An Inspector Calls. 'It's about a family yeah innit. And they all have secrets cos it's like Victorian society yeah?'

In fact, she does so well she ends up as an inspirational teacher at gritty Walford High.

Cary, i think you should apply to be a writer on EE! brilliant.
!i hope your students got on well today too.

i saw a few students out and about today and over the supermarket with their parents looking pleased.

Thanks 80s! My students did brilliant, innit! I am proud of every single one. Even the predicted 8 grade lad, who got a 4 because he didn't turn the page over and missed the poetry section

Been in Spain for a week - luckily got bbc1!!!!

Managed to watch each night after dinner whilst I had my coffee

Sadly I did t watch properly and haven't read thread so I'm only half o Fay with what's going on!