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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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SoupDragon · 23/08/2017 14:32

Yes. It's about "manhood in the 21st century"

EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS
iknowimcoming · 23/08/2017 14:32

Yeah I agree something suss about the teacher although surely they can't do old teacher dating pupil after nuchelle and Preston can they? Talking of which what's happened to chelles dodgy tube stalker boyfriend who is bernies baby's dads father - phew if you can understand that .......

The80sweregreat · 23/08/2017 14:35

I didnt know tube man was to do with Bernie!
I really do zone out these days , yet i watch every episode. Oh well, book was for him. Maybe he will be ok..

SoupDragon · 23/08/2017 14:36

Wasn't the Bernie/Tube man's son thing just speculation on the thread?

Blueisthecolour54 · 23/08/2017 14:38

The book was called Growing Up: Manhood in the 21st century.

What if he tries it on with both Bex and Sonia? It seems like the sort of thing Eastenders would do.

Blueisthecolour54 · 23/08/2017 14:39

Oops x post.

iknowimcoming · 23/08/2017 14:39

Yes it was Soup but surely that means it's true?!

stormytherabbit · 23/08/2017 14:39

As a violent criminal myself- was hysterical I'm still laughing! Grin

tobee · 23/08/2017 14:50

Growing Up. Manhood in the 21st Century? ShockShockShockGrinGrinGrin
That is a hilarious title. Sounds like it should be given out free to mumsnet dh s who are ltb type manchild candidates.

The80sweregreat · 23/08/2017 14:57

The writers give some great one liners to the characters sometimes - phil has the best ones, esp when he is on the sauce too. Recently we've had..
' im not a photo on a phone kind of guy'
' speaking as an ex criminal myself '
He is a legend.
..

tobee · 23/08/2017 15:00

I miss Michael Moon's one liners. He was unusually erudite for an EE character.

celeste4 · 23/08/2017 15:17

Andy Hunter had some good one liners especially when speaking of Sam Mitchell.

The80sweregreat · 23/08/2017 15:18

The moonula was one of the more interesting baddies, him and Janine were toxic beyond belief.

MissWimpyDimple · 23/08/2017 16:18

Surely Sonia isn't going to get together with mr teacher. Please nooooooo.

The80sweregreat · 23/08/2017 16:27

Theres nothing against it , they are both adults. worst would be him coming onto Bex! Its just that its Sonia i think.. she is so 'syrupy' ( and too nosy)

tobee · 23/08/2017 17:44

I'd say inappropriate as in not a great idea. Rather than in a school rule, legal way.

dingdongdigeridoo · 23/08/2017 18:45

Bex shagging a teacher would be gross. She's already been in a love triangle with her own aunt.

southeastdweller · 23/08/2017 19:26

Gross and very inappropriate. But I think that's where the story's going.

stormytherabbit · 23/08/2017 19:28

Who would want to go out with Sonia anyway? Face that makes the wind change direction and the personality of a wound up wet dog shit.

Theycalledmethewildrose · 23/08/2017 20:20

Bex with a teacher. Chelle with a pupil. They shared the pupil. Will they share the teacher???

celeste4 · 23/08/2017 20:43

Face that makes the wind change direction and the personality of a wound up wet dog shit Grin

Bex has surely left school now so technically she is not a pupil any longer and is a consenting adult. Not quite the Michelle situation.

Akire · 23/08/2017 20:56

Just caught up, thought some
Good one liners "how's the brain turmour?" Lol
So Vins just got left off? Don't understand why everyone else didn't go. Yes ok so Denise could have stayed to support Kim but why did Camel not go?

I laughed at the campsite, couldn't the budget extend to an actual field? Houses on 3 sides?? And hardly any campsites allow campfires especially on perfect grass and surrounded by houses!
Where has all the gear come from? One night they supposed to have gone for - small Tent job done. Not buy everything in Go outdoors.

Do we think Whitney is pregnant? That account t for the short term sickness. Who turns up at work without checking first??

Considering everyone and their dog been in prison can't see them
Having much luck with the half way house. It's going be house given the community centre size. Still maybe Ben can give them all training?'

Akire · 23/08/2017 20:57

Oh aamd Sonia and parcel just why why why??? It was obvious he been at a funeral wasn't it?? Surely his granny would lived in Wales unless he's been on 6h round train journey?

BrutusMcDogface · 23/08/2017 21:09

Oh yes, the campsite looked like someone's back garden! Hilarious 😁

MrsFig · 23/08/2017 21:12

About the halfway house... is this a Weyland ploy to get more people to sell in the area??