EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

I missed the duff duff today.

I thought Jay was great last night, but the ending was crap.

So, this halfway house - who will end up in there? I assume it's a shoehorned plot device to move in old/new characters?!

I loved Linda last night basically sticking her fingers up at Fi and shurls speech was great the Nimbys are going to struggle in the new flats, sonia and mr price is so cringy

Yeah Sonia annoys the hell out of me. I mean who the hell opens a parcel for someone who has trusted you to sign for?

I can't believe how nosey Sonia was opening the parcel

I can. Sonia is just the most nosey busybody there is on EE.

I don't know what my brain was up to last night, but I had a dream about Jay.

Woke up feeling weird.

I couldn't work out how Gethin wouldn't know the parcel had been opened

Haha! Halfway house!!!! LOL

Should be up and running in perfect time to receive new-head-Bobby upon his release.

Watched last nights EE in bed. Agree Jay's delivery was intense. But I felt the urge to become unconscious overwhelming.

Thanks guys for helping me keep up.

Linda v Fi was superb. It's the first time Fi has appeared rattled at all.

The whole half way house stuff felt shoe horned in; EE trying to make a statement.

Can't believe no ones given Fi a slap yet. As has been said before, why is she always hanging about? It doesn't seem the slightest bit believable.

Jay's face can be mesmerising.

A boring episode. Definitely all Sean O'Dull.

I can't stand phiw, but I must admit he did make me laugh with his retort to that man trying to get him to sign the petition!

"As a violent criminal myself,..."

Plus Sonia is such a nosey cah! Opening his post and then prying as to where he'd been!?

Ha yeah "as a violent criminal myself"

Clearly the parcel was not from Amazon where you have that strip you pull open and there's no way that can be hidden! She also didn't even debate it with herself!!! She did it immediately. When she grinned as she closed the door on her earlier I thought it was just because she likes him. Instead she must have thought "ooh, I can look inside his parcel" What was the book supposed to tell us anyway???

on him* earlier

You can open amazon parcels without pulling the tab. Sonia pulled open one of the ends.

Ooh, news to me, Soup. Still all my neighbours parcel that I've taken in I can't be bothered to wonder what they are.

Yeah, TBH I've never opened one without ripping the tab but I'm not a super nosey bisexual super nurse. I'm surprised Sonia didn't just use her X-ray vision though.

the book was ' growing up' or something on the cover - my first thought was Bex!! he asked Sonia about her.
i think the whole 'half way house' thing was so Shirley could start mooning over Phil again - ( he has forgiven her for trying to shoot him)
i bet that everyone turns against him over this made up Jay business and Shirley will be the only one that doesnt.
Fi has a face you want to see disappointed!
Whitney going off sick, then turning up a bit later on - she knows how to wind up L. Although that was only so that Shirley could have a go at the yuppie one. Phil saying that to him about the petition - meeting two ex cons in one day would make you wonder if Albert square is the place to live..lol
People getting a text about a parcel - EE has finally caught up with the 21st century. lol.

Super sonia and her x ray powers!! i thought she wasnt working now and looking after Dot ? i must try to keep up a bit.

That's two supers Sonia has! She's doing nights so she would have to rearrange her décolletage in front of Mr Price. I thought that that growing up book was going to be subtitled "how not to be a nob when inappropriately dating your star pupil who's been through a lot lately's always on the spot nurse and interfering busybody mother" but now I am worried he's gonna try it on with Bex which makes me feel queasy.

Mr Price is a bit dodgy i think - he didnt tell Sonia he was going to a funeral straight away and was cagey about it all - buying that book ( which i bet he gives to Bex as a present and Sonia sees it lying around in her room) and then he mentioned his estranged dad ( Mr Big??) lol. i have made that up, but something doesnt sit right with him.
Mark my comments, he isnt as nice as he looks i bet. hidden depths.

I thought the book was some kind of male self help book