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EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 20/05/2017 16:53

well after a flurry of fabulous poems Grin we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

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BillyDaveysDaughter · 08/06/2017 20:53

Long time lurker and EE watcher, just joining thread. Tonight's public service announcement was that you MUST vote, but you should NEVER TELL...

Of all the people to confide in, Lauren tells Stabby Abi? Ridiculous. Dunno what's going on with Lauren actress but I notice that there is zero sexual chemistry between her and her male interests, even when she is snogging them. No snogging tonight, I know, I mean in the past.

Oh Kush you twat, stop being noble and sensible, nobody does the right thing if they're in lurve do they?

I believe Max's plan is to slowly destroy the lives of, or cause pain to, all those who didn't believe in his innocence in Lucy's murder and left him to rot in prison. Ultimately I think he wants to see Albert Square go under full development, gone forever. But I might be wrong...

buddhasbelly · 08/06/2017 20:58

welcome billydaveysdaughter!

this thread is the only reason i still watch.

Thanks Cary re the soap awards - yes as I expected. Do we think EE might take the hint that their dying at the moment if they cant pick up any awards?

Akire · 08/06/2017 21:07

What will Max get him to do? What else can he do To Jack!

I'm confused as to why Mik and Sharon appeared at the end? Mik wasn't any great friend of Jacks and certainly not Sharon. Though slight vague family link as in she is married to Mitchell but Phil and Roxie were cousins so second cousins?

I would hate Lauren if I was working at the opppsitw desk, gets all easy jobs, swoons in and out and now champagne! Woulnt you offer it around the office?

BillyDaveysDaughter · 08/06/2017 21:07

Thanks! I admit the idea of discussing it on the thread is more entertaining than EE itself at the moment.

What's happened? Why have previously good and charismatic actors gone stale - is it poor writing, lack of subtlety? Can brilliant actors not even save a bad script?

It's all so disappointing! Maybe they'll get some new writers...have the viewing figures fallen do we know? Can't believe they got no soap awards.

BillyDaveysDaughter · 08/06/2017 21:10

Yes Akire, how did Lauren get to "pop out at lunchtime" for 10 mins before going back for champagne, instead going to the clinic to commence the termination then going straight home without ever calling the office (as had no phone)?

Cary2012 · 08/06/2017 21:14

Having a mystic Meg moment here...and bearing in mind that the scriptwriter thinks we're all on glue and have less than a brain cell between us, S-O T-H-E-Y H-A-V-E T-O S-P-E-L-L E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
O-U-T very sloooowly, I predict because the nurse so pointedly pointed out to us thickos that not taking the second tablet if you've taken the first "Could lead to complications", which Lauren then repeated back to help us, means indeed that Psycho Stevie will indeed thwart the partaking of the second pill, which will indeed lead to the complications that the nurse very deliberately stated for all us bears of little brains.

Max's plan is to take everyone up the Shard.

The scriptwriter doesn't know Eastenders won bugger all, because he didn't watch it as it was after his bedtime, which like all good six year olds is 7.00 p.m. and 7.30 on a Saturday, providing he's been a good boy.

youarenotkiddingme · 08/06/2017 21:36

The Max and Charlie thing was weird Confused

Max insisting Charlie isn't nice to Jack and does more to hurt him on his instruction.

I was waiting for him to say "the phone will then explode after 1 minute!"

nancy75 · 08/06/2017 22:29

Another boring episode, although I have found a way to make Dee interesting, I have been recording , watching later & fast forwarding all of Dees scenes, it's much more enjoyable!

Akire · 08/06/2017 22:33

I was suprised she was "wasting" money In The cafe. She can't be on mega money and this is Kim they will want to kill each other by the end of next week then she have wait another 5 weeks to sign on and UCto start. Plus she would have resigned/sacked from a second job so It would be longer! I would be stocking up The cupboards!

SinisterBumFacedCat · 09/06/2017 00:04

Max's plan is to take everyone up the Shard.

The filthy old dog Grin

EnidButton · 09/06/2017 00:26

Typical Max.

HateSummer · 09/06/2017 00:44

I KNEW they'd have a voting scene. I just knew it! And the underground train made a scene again too. They must have blown the whole budget on that fake train.
No mention of the terror attacks though. Wonder when public service announcement to "Run, Hide and Call" will be made. 🙄

SinisterBumFacedCat · 09/06/2017 01:32

I was wondering if the colour of Jane and Cathys tops indicated which way they voted. Did make me laugh when Kathy said she voted the same as she did last time, wasn't she officially dead last time?

HateSummer · 09/06/2017 01:51

Yeah! When did she last vote? Probably in the 90's when John Major was prime minister 😴😴😴

MrsBotox · 09/06/2017 07:47

I thought Mad Max looked even more baked-bean like - orange head. With his colouring it can't be a natural tan.
I too thought Dee eating in caf was a waste of money. Why isn't she looking for a proper job? West End on the doorstep - lots of shop jobs there surely? Even sex-offender, disgraced teacher Chelle got a job.
Was Dot hoping to fly out with Jack and Maffhew? She hadn't packed up her belongings. But then everyone in EE leaves the Square in a taxi with just a small suitcase.
Why on earth did Lauren tell Abi she was getting rid of the Incubus's Steven's baby? What happens if you only take the first pill?

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 09/06/2017 10:15

Ah I couldn't be bothered watching it last night. As a result, I told everyone on fb who I voted for, ate a cake with no regard for diabetes, didn't put my fitbit on and fell down an abandoned water well.

Theycalledmethewildrose · 09/06/2017 11:31

I think if you only take the first pill, the termination might not be successful and may result in deformities?

I didn't watch it either but as usual in EE people confide in the most unsupportive person they know. .

spiderslight · 09/06/2017 12:06

Yes, the most unsupportive is right. Predictions as to how long it takes Abby to tell Steven tonight.

Max/Zippy/Baked Bean was always a bit on the cowardly side when it came to physical violence, I thought, and I didn't find him very convincing when squaring up to Charlie last night. He doesn't have anything on Charlie does he, as Charlie could expose Max's underhandedness too. He'll have to watch out when Jack finds out what he's been up to though/

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 09/06/2017 13:22

Max/Zippy/Baked Bean

Grin
SoupDragon · 09/06/2017 13:26

Why did Lauren decide to leave her phone at home?

iknowimcoming · 09/06/2017 15:02

Presumably Steven's blatant questioning about her whereabouts was not quite subtle enough and she rumbled he's tracking her phone?

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2017 19:45

maybe lauren found the app on her phone

did think it was weird she left behind

why the hell tell abbie shes aborting stephens baby Hmm

  1. abby wants a baby

  2. abby obv wants stephen

is stephen trying to make awedge between the girls by saying that lauren was busy and couldnt come

tech she should be at work

why are the kids off school still,not ht any more

poor dot,tho she took it well and glad she told charlie that he wouldnt ring once in ireland

wonder if they will bump into kat and alfie Grin

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 09/06/2017 19:55

Oh lordy, maybe we'll have another spin off series with Charlie, Maffyew and the moany wife in Ireland!

I thought Lauren left her phone because she thought Stacey would keep trying to ring her and she didn't want to be talked out of the termination.

Agree, the voting scene was so contrived. .

Abby is so bitter and twisted Shock Quite an interesting character but I can't quite make her out. She will undoubtedly tell Stephen about the baby.

woodhill · 09/06/2017 20:02

Definitely a bean head - Max

buddhasbelly · 09/06/2017 20:27

Lauren def doesn't know about the tracking app - current EE would have it spelt out to us that'd shed found it