EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

Enid, the kids knock spots off the adults - Pearl is a sweetie, Maffhew is lovely, Amy is a good little actress, Ricky looks like a Ricky should..i bet their parents are so proud of them all! They should give them more air time.

They are really good. Emmerdale and EE always have great child actors.

I actually found the casting agency Eastenders uses for kids the other week, abacus, most of the Harry Potter kids started there as well

I thought Charlie was an out of work caretaker or similar before be buggered off to the Emerald Isle (or is in N Ireland?). Since then he's bought a house, with a paddock, acquired a wife, both undergone fertility tests and had IVF.
No sure of the time-line here but he seems to have crammed a lot in. Perhaps EE and Dr Who share the same sets and Charlie's been time-travelling.
Who's going to tell Dot she can't go?

Chaz had a mother who was a bit odd, what became of her? She was in father ted.
Yep,,he has either robbed a bank or won the lottery.
Be glad to see the back of him ( but not Matthew )

Yes, Charlie's mother was Mrs Doyle in Father Ted. I loved that show 'will you have a cup of tea, Father'

I feel Lauren has become so dull since her return ... she used to be pretty fiery and I used to really like her but now she had the personality of a wet tea towel. I don't really care about what happens, and completely baffled as to why Clark Kent (aka Josh) and Psycho-Steve think she's so wonderful. However I hope she does terminate, as she became pregnant against her will (not that Psycho-Steve would ever admit it) Have a feeling he'll see her at the family planning clinic via that stalking app, twig and try to stop her.

Kush, Denise and Nu-Michelle are also pretty woeful.

I saw a learner car today ' Chelles' it was called. I did a double take.
No sign of a beige mac or a tissue on the back seat and the person driving it (alone) was male! V odd.

Perhaps "Chelle" had to sell her driving school after a questionable incident with a young male learner...

After seeming quite pleasant, I now don't like Charlie's wife at all. She was a completely different person in Dot's kitchen then when she was at Jack's. Maybe they don't even have a country cottage with a horse? It's all a ruse to get her hands on the gorgeous Matthew.

Charlie really needs to get his son's name right. The poor boy will grow up thinking he's called Maff-yew.

All of a sudden, Denise has no "pride" or "walls up" at all and proceeds to wail and beg Kush for another chance in the middle of the square in broad daylight. What?

Anyone else love seeing Richard Blackwood with GBP? Too cute

Love Pearl, I get totally distracted when she is on. RB is brilliant with her.

Love GBP. Richard Blackwood is good now. When he first came into it he would pull weird faces and I didn't get his character at all but really liked him once they teamed him up with Kim.

We'll gloss over the whole Mum in the cellar thing...that was just

Ode to Kush -

Oh Kush, Kush, you gave me the push
I am so broken hearted
and feeling so unhappy
the only job i have now is changing Pearl's nappies

My sister Kim, she isnt as dim
as people make out
she didnt want me to claim
and have to stand in the rain
for a voucher or some food
when there was a chance I might run into Cora!

so now I dont have much more than I had before

I miss you my Kushie
Please have me back
because i do love you
thats a matter of fact.

Anon -( when i was a child all the poems at school were by 'Anon' i though he was a poet! )

80s you are so fab! Be good if Vincent had some story lines love to see him and Tracey. All drama around the pub yet wine bar copes fine (and makes a packet)

Bows to Akire! Poetry is actually hard to write ( in awe of the greats and pam ayres, getting stuff to rhyme is hard work)
Vincent has done nothing, phil beat him up once and Km spends his money on accessories for Pearl. He may ad well not be in it these days.

Great poem 80s!
Had a manic week with 11s and revision for Lang exams, but am bobbing in and reading when I can x

Watching this evening's episode...i've got a feeling Lauren is going to come close to cheating on Steven but will back out of it and Abbi and Steven will be the ones who end up together...

I watched a bit of the soap awards last night but not much. Did EE win much at all? In the segment I watched they hadn't won anything

"same way i voted last time" - Kathy were you not dead for quite a long time??

Dot's dining room is very dark. It's that dull im noticing the lighting.

Eastenders won exactly what they deserved, zilch, zero, nowt.
Yes, Cathy was deffo dead during the last election.
It's all the nicotine 'awf 'er faaags' what's making Dot's room so dull.

And how is Jane's life sooo busy, that she can't find time to vote? She does bugger all.

Another half hour of my life I won't get back.

Please can anyone tell me what Max's plan actually is?

Cathy and Jane in their political chat, one in a red top and one in a blue top to be all labour vs conservatives!

It's just so contrived at the moment. And silly. Grr.

Oh well done hadn't picked up
On the I voted last time... she couldn't have had a postal
Vote from Spain if she was dead!

I doubt Lauren would have told Abbie given she can be very spiteful it's not like they get on. Surely Stacey who knew already would be a much safer bet.

Kathy used to live in south africa. She 'died' in a car crash, then came back to Walford alive many years later. Happens all the time..lol.
Not watched tonight, but going by comments im not missing much.