EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

I think it is because DD is a 'film star' even though I haven't seen anything he has been in. I might try and watch one of his films to if he brings his full 'range' of facial expressions to other roles too...

PHARMACY pregnancy kit. That's from a PHARMACY

Who knocks on toilet doors to ask
If you are alright? She can't been gone more than 2min.

50% chance of Stacey being ill that's high. Only good thing is she can get better again.

My friend said she saw DD in a film once, even she said it was rubbish and she fancies him!

Shall I compare thee to a Weatherspoons?
Though art more lovely and more temperate
Priestley, Shakespeare, Donne, they all make me swoon
Results day in August is too short a date.
Sometimes my tummy rumbles but so what?
And bare cupboards echo into night air
Oh! Woe is me, I'm starved, is this my lot?
No! Let me read the Lady of Shallot.
But the ache in my belly will not fade
So, like Duffy I give you an onion
But I really should find Kush and get laid
I'm a scholar, instead I'll read Bunyan.
So long as man can breathe or eyes can see
I'll get my hands on that G C S E.

They're getting their money's worth from that tube train aren't they? And another new set 'Ian's hugely spacious bathroom'

in fairness to ian, i'd want him to keep out of soft play as well if he is still incubating a D&V bug...

i dont drink for reasons along the lines of lauren's story line and haven't drank for a long time...i get that everyone's different but i'd be meh about my partner doing a red wine jus sauce as all the alcohol is often not cooked out...again i get that everyone's different but find it funny how EE are being really obvious with some storylines, but some hammering home the dangers of diabetes etc attention to details are a bit off...i may just be personalising the story a bit much though!

that should say "hammering home the dangers of diabetes etc but some attention to details are a bit off" - i swear i've not been on the sauce!

and yes i thought the same about the tube - i love how it's always the same angle of the carriage that they're showing as well, yes EE get your moneys worth!

and whoever called lauren pregnant and probably going to an abortion clinic with steven seeing on his new spy app, yup that sounds like what we're going to see over the next few weeks..

i also feel his condom knife should get mentioned in the credits, it's making quite a few appearances

Just 2 observations from tonight's riveting episode
1 just how big is Ian's bathroom?
2 did anyone else notice how burnt the new old people's tea cake was? I would have sent that straight back, it was like charcoal

Do you think EE boss got a memo
About ages? So silva or pam have bumped off so need some older people asap and here we are 3 in a week. Notice of us have learnt their names yet!

I though tea cakes were nasty too, defo would have gone back. Yes to Mik leaving a huge plate of food as well!!

@akire i want to put in mock's business plan - 1) stop wasting money in the caff across the road and use the food in my own kitchen!

Cor blimey, Cary! Anuvva corker! Well done, treacle!

Very impressed by your Cockney financial skills, blondes, stick that on your CV!

I missed a few episodes (or I forgot because it's all so memorable and exciting these days) – why are Car-mel and Max exchanging smug little smiles? Other than the fact that's Car-mel's default smile...

Why is Abi wearing a bra top in the cafe?

When will Nuchelle realise that a hair cut is overdue?

And how fick do they fink we are? We got that Jack hired a hit an on Charlie, is it really necessary to spell it out for us?

When Stacey peed on her pregnancy stick, poor Lacey has to sit on the toilet with her trousers around her ankles, not just on the lid! (I remember because me ole blog, blah blah).

Who was the new elderly lady? And why?

And how much does the Condom Knife (TM) get paid per episode?

*hit man

Venella - Max is going to take Carmel up the Shard.
Abi is wearing her undies because Twitney has left and the lonely scriptwriter has mistakenly decided that eye candy is a prerequisite.
Lauren is a ladyeee who works in the Cityeee and has aspirations to live in Chelseeeee, so she doesn't pee on a stick if you please.

And the condom knife is paid a nugget an episode.
And the old lady is there to add nothing to a sea of nothingness.

Bring back Angie
Bring back Den
Bring back Peggy M
Bring back 'Hev
Christian too
And the lively Sy
FFS scriptwriter, is it too hard
We'll even settle for Wellard.

I called Lauren's pregnancy and trip to the clinic, just my thoughts though.

Take it I didn't miss anything in tonight's episode then other than new old lady had a burnt teacake? Roll on Monday (not).

...or even Friday. I'm starting to forget what days it is on now such is my interest other than this thread.

I caught mr 'erriotts wife's name tonight - Joyce! Her friend was there to talk about something/someone coming soon (not saying anymore to avoid spoiler issues) (I don't do spoilers but figured it out from the mega trailer)

I wonder if new couple will
Be permently attached at the hip I hope not. Expect him to have an aloment in 5min where he be Martin will bond over the greens.

Maybe she will be fiends with Honey or Jane? Goodness knows what story is with the gun.

Why was Martin telling Stacey she didn't have long for abortion? She can't be 5m already? Thought only about 3m as not told anyone yet and she's not showing?

They certainly are getting money worth of the tube, imagine they bus them all up to some set and right first it's Whitney then we have Nuchelle then Martin Stacey and Nuchelle, oh and Lauren and Stephen and baby.

Why are Stacey and Martin discussing having an abortion?

The new older man mentioned Nick Cotton and said he has a son, his son is probably no good.

I love that nosebleed man was troy from midsomer murders
I knew lauren was pregnant, everyone speculating it's Josh's but I don't think lauren has spent enough time away from Stephen to be able to go the whole way??

love the sonnett cary - Wetherspoons!
the poems are so funny on this thread.
i missed a bit last night , but did catch moanie Joanie - she seemed a barrel of laughs. She would fit in well. As for Lauren, the baby has to be Steven's surely? he has stabbed about 4 condoms the last month or so, no mention of her going near Josh in that way, unless it was done off camera and conceived in the office. She barely has any time for louis as it is let alone having a little steven running around as well. if he is that desperate for another one i am sure Jack could lend out a few of his, he is having trouble coping with his brood!
Amy is sweet though - she is one of the better actresses in it!

Cary great sonnet, Wetherspoons!

iknowimcoming pleased I am not the only one to think I am seeing Mr Herriott all the time, and I didn't really watch that series!

Why did no-one say to Abbie - 'er you have pen all over your face and down your bra, sorry top.' Lauren tried but gave up. Poor Lauren finding out she's pregnant - never mind, that bathroom is so huge they could convert it to a baby room if needed.

I am still struggling to understand why Max is so keen on Charlie having custody of Maffew? Do any of you know?

I was surprised by the big bathroom too.

Who says "I've got some organic ethnically sourced coffee beans"?

I've given up on trying to decipher what Max is saying.

Christ, who might not have much else going for her but Abi has fantastic boobs - I'm jealous.

Just realised that Mrs Vet is Eileen of the women's guild from Jam and Jerusalem.