EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

Abi is so pretty, but her underwear top was a bit Madonna 1988! Not that my dh was complaining , he even glanced up from his phone for a few minutes..cant think why..my son remarked that the tube station was a bit fake. They are outside more Tha ever these days.

I agree, Abi is very pretty.

Cary Fanks, dahlin'!
That reminded me of your Ode to Max!

Steven's jealous banter was rather heavy-handed, thus very much in keeping with his birth control sabotaging skills (Condom Knife TM, soon available on QVC). Be a bit more slick next time, like your hair.

Could nosebleed man be a potential love interest for 'chelle? Or just yet another blood red herring that leads to nothing?

I am sure that nose bleed man will show up in Grace brothers and see Chelle arranging the pants on sale and over the display they will fall in love.
However, he is really a mass murderer/ married already/ has issues and it will soon turn sour.
Condom knife! how funny - can you imagine the presenters on QVC trying to introduce that one on there ' now, we all know that some people dont want children, but if you do and she doesnt this is the perfect item for you' ha ha. ' how much is it julie?' its on special offer today with a packet of condoms thrown in as well' ' brilliant, love it, just keep away from prying eyes.' head tilts, tinkly laugh-

Nose bleed man must come back- why bother with him if there's no further story ( although the writers don't seem to think like that) Chelle will fall in love with him, he will find out about Preston & will go in a murderous jealous rampage, culminating in him kidnapping Stacey on xmas day & dragging her to the roof of the Vic again.
Max will rush to her rescue, because she is the only one that believed in him, Stacey will them make Max realise his revenge on the square is wrong, her baby will be born in the roof and they will all go downstairs for a drink & a xmas singalong led by Muck in true cocker knee fashion!

Nancy, i would submit this to EE central.
Knowing the public information films they do, they will probably just waffle on about closing the fridge door to avoid bacteria on the turkey.

80s, yes we can have a brief intro about the danger of xmas crackers if pulled too close to the eye followed by 25 minutes on the best way to prepare, cook & store a turkey. Boxing Day can be an infomercial on how to get rid of wrapping paper safely!

the80s haha! Not the first time I thought of "Eastenders merchandise corner":
"Kathy's Cafe" logo mugs
Miniature Queen Victoria busts for the mantle piece (or loo)
pink dressing gown (Poly cotton)
Victoria sandwich (Dot's recipe)
Whitney's midnight blue stick on nails
Ian's beanie hat
"D" gold plated necklace
"F" Circonia necklace
Heather memorial picture frame
Frank's spinning bow tie
Pat earrings (three different models)
'get out of my pub' hand painted sign
And of course Condom Knife (more head tilting, more tinkly laughing)

EE-makers, before any of you reads this and is getting ideas: I demand my cut!

and the same goes for nancy's excellent story line!

Thank you Venella, just think if they had us lot at the BBC there might be something good on the telly!

Or uni place... Kim. lol yea she would have had to apply in December you know with everyone else and have more than a GCSE

University place? With 1 GCSE? I bet oxford & Cambridge are fighting tooth & nail over Denise

What the hell is Honey wearing? She looks like big bird

Mick can't have mockneys round him? Are they taking the actual piss now? Mick king of the mockney ffs

nancy I'm up for that

By the way, I'm pleasantly surprised by Kat & Alfie – Redwater, I quite like it (and compared to the dross on the square, it's Bafta material)

hurray, the D is back! Oh the heavy symbolism! Haha! Or did they just buy a D necklace reproduction from my EE merchandise...

Venella, i have an Eastenders mug. Cica 1986.
Love the idea of things from the show for sale.
It could be on a newsreel , pathe news style complete with crowing crow and old english accent.
Stop, look, watch out for the bins..

So Charlie has managed to marry into little house of the prairie? A paddock & a horse!

DH has just said

'Today's lesson in EE begins with the letter C ..... c for childcare'

He says it should have the Sesame Street characters to add some interest

Agency, for bar staff? Really? Because it's not like anyone on the square could do with a little bit of extra money from a bar job?

Sesame Street characters would be awesome, they could get The Count to do the books at the Vic

Mmm I put money on that not being his wife, rather to good to be true!

Charlie does have form for telling fibs

Charlies ' wife' has been paid off by Max i reckon ( or mr big)
Too good to be true., i dont trust her hair.

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80s I'd like to see a picture of the mug, if that's not too forward.

inaclearing your DH Is spot on

between us, we could bring this wreck back in shape: Sesame Street characters, sonnets, dramatic story lines, pathé newsreel, the lot!

I saw a trailer for a new series on channel 4 with Jo Joyner aka Tanya aka 'how's Adam?'

.ps, i would buy Ian beales breakdown hat. I am a true fan.

God I want all the merchandise, I can just see a Queen Vic bust on the mantle piece, I'd definitely rock a pair of Pats earrings, although I don't want to see DH in the Frank bow tie!