EASTENDERS 14 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

well after a flurry of fabulous poems we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

Patrick made Denise a cooked breakfast and she was still going to get up and leave it because she "didn't want to talk about it". Even though she was starving. No normal sane person would do that. They would just shove bacon and sausage into their mouth gladly. I know I would.

Glad Shirley threw Whit out. Can't stand all the simpering from her and Mick. Bring back Woody. He was more fun in the few weeks he was there than Mick has ever been.

Denise bought grub the night before presume meat n rice or pasta and the onion wasn't one to go in a salad. Surely if you not eaten for weeks your stomach would still feel full yes maybe peckish but surely not ogasmic way she was eating blurghhhh.

I really despise Deneez right now. Her sister was giving her money, just take it until your benefits come through ffs. How proud do you have to be?

yesterday I thought Charlie had transformed into a tree. All those "through the leaves" shots were odd. The last one, I swear he was standing behind a newly planted baby tree; hardly a hiding spot!

Yes 80s I saw Broken and made the link with Dee story too. Dee's gone beyond daft, she should have graciously accepted the money from Kim, instead we get her being a martyr. Makes a mockery of people who are genuinely on the bread line, and would live a sister like Kim.

Denise, the world is your onion.

or even love a sister like Kim ...

Yes, Dee angrily accused Kim of thinking that she could just throw money at the problem. When money is the problem and your sister is offering to throw money at it you should accept graciously, Denise!

The world is your onion! Love this.
Dee needs to grow up , accept the money and give kim a hug.

I'd forgotten about the new thread! But Denise was so infuriating last night I thought it would have been mentioned here, and sure enough...

Yes, exactly. What else was Kim supposed to do? She apologised, promised to support Denise in future, then offered her the money and shopping trip in addition!

Bored of the Denise story line now, agree with you all she needs to suck it u and accept some help.

Don't like creepy Steven, he makes me shudder ! I hope Lauren goes with josh, even though he's a bit of a cringe ha

Poor Kim cant win this one. Patrick turning on her was typical though.
Its Dee who needs a shake.

Why did IAN use the downstairs loo - the only one that jane can use - to have a dump

There will be no windows under the stairs /in the cupboard and the smell will linger

Agree Denise and her pride is stupid - take the mo eyndrom kim

Orgasmic over a sausage in her mouth 😂😂

Billy and honey have a tiny bed

Ladies (and gents?), Thank you for the fantastic poetry! I was screaming so much with laughter, DH came in to ask if I'm okay!
Special bottle of bubbly from the Vic for Cary!

Just wanted to catch up with the last few episodes, turned on the iplayer and saw this: "most popular". Okay...

Denise is a complete bitch to Kim. She expects everyone to understand her and her stupid pride, but she can't make the effort to understand that the money and the shopping is how Kim shows her love and concern. That's what Kim does. I am Team Kim all the way here.

Oh, and Mick's got a cheek having carried on at Lee for hitting Whitney when he hurls a glass at his own mother.

Or is it only not OK to hit women Mick wants to shag?

Team Kim here too.
agree about a bottle of bubbly for Cary for the wonderful poems!
( cant do the emoji thing on here ) ' throwing a glass, he is an a**e ' for an urban feel for Dire maybe?

I believe that the new producer had a meeting and decided he was going to make Eastenders a bit different ' hey, guys i want a Public Information Soap - P.I.S for short ..' 'give me social issues, problems people can relate too;
next week: ' training your dog' - Mick and Lady Di
' Making meals go further' Denise ( with a bit of help from mumsnet and an onion)
' gun handling' - Ted Murray and the 'wife.
' child rearing' the wife
' getting revenge for something everyone has forgotten about' Max and Mr Big.
' being a plonker' Mock and Witless.
I am sure there are others in the pipeline.. cant wait.

Hi everyone , is it ok if I join in please? I have been watching EE from the start and have just found this thread.

One thing has been bothering me for weeks now - I am going back to when Shirley was in prison and saw the vicar in prison who persuaded her to attend the funeral. So she went to the funeral and then the next day was behind the bar in the Vic - how come no-one at the prison noticed she hadn't returned?

Welcome Fizzy hands out an old "I survived the great bus crash" Team
t-shirt.

Yes good point about prison she's not on tag or anything, or indeed no undercover police trying buy alcohol before time.

80s you forgot the P.I.S for
'Diabetes' Ian and Jane
'Never giving up on your goals even after doctors told you our never walk again' Jane
'Alcohol awareness' Louise and Sharon

Surely Mik would be round Linda's
Making it up in no time, no need for hysterics. He can always sell pub if means that's much and buy another with extra dosh

Akire thank you

I know a lot of people love Danny Dyer but I have not warmed to him as the Vic landlord. Half the time I find myself looking up what his script is supposed to mean as I am still not familiar with the Cockney rhyming slang he uses all the time - honestly, I could do with subtitles for his scenes....and why does he have that half-closed eyes look most of the time, which he uses when he is cross and also when he is feeling ahem romantic?

Welcome Fizzy

I always have subtitles on, mainly for Max – he has two volumes: inaudible whisper and shouting.

I have a thing for Cockney Rgyming slang and I'm I'm pretty sure some of what Mock says is made up pony (pony trap = crap) .

And I think he believes the squinting and scowling means he has 'that smouldering thing going on ', like Brad Pitt in the Friends episode.

Ha! I knew it!!

home.bt.com/news/showbiz-news/danny-dyer-admits-he-makes-up-cockney-rhyming-slang-to-see-if-anyone-notices-11364007394448

*rhyming
Autocorrect will barely let me type "Eastenders" but "Rgyming" is apparently okay and was already there as a suggestion after typing it wrong just this once!
Can you Adam and Eve it?!

Venella thank you - I usually watch on iplayer and have to rewind Max's scenes sometimes as I also can't hear him!

Funny about Danny Dyer and the cockney rhyming slang!

Hi fizzy! our little gang is very welcoming.