Married at first sight!?

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Anyone else watching this madness?!

Steve is so bloody non-committal. Nothing he says is at all charming or interesting.

I'm not sure how I'd react if a friend of mine did something like this, either. I'd rather be perpetually single, so to be honest would just find the whole thing bizarre.

None of them will last. It's difficult for normal relationships to last, let alone with this nonsense. The cameras would be bad enough

...although I realise they're quite young...

Russet hahahahahaha yes it is

Caroline is a bit of a ball breaker but David Cameron loves it! I think they seem the happiest.

Steve, WHY would you ask that so flippantly you utter tit

And that shirt when talking to camera is awful. He looks like a shit dennis the menace

I agree MrsJamin, I'd like to give Steve a good shake.

Not steve. You know the one

I can see Adam and Caroline and Clark and Melissa lasting. The other 2 - no way.

It's not love! It's just a really weird, intense social situation gahhhh 😬

Poor Lucie. I wish she'd be partnered with DC!

Yes, Russet. It feels a bit like that thing at school when someone told you a boy fancies you so you immediately had the thought of 'oh. maybe i fancy him too, then. must do' but scaled right up

The redheads need to get their colours done!

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Sara is like a young version of Adam's mum.

Sara is so pretty and seems really friendly. Why would she feel the need to do this? ( i've only just been half watchingthe previous episodes for the wedding dresses )

I'm a 24 year old, sat in 'my' flat stuffing my face with pasta and drinking prosecco and SO glad that as yet I've never felt the need to be with someone for the sake of it. This programme is bizarre to me, but I think that's good

Adam's checking out now, really.

pigs I think they pick & combine the most ''normal" ones otherwise we wouldn't buy it/care

Adam's ready for it all to be over so he can get back on the piss and back on the pull with his mates

I stayed up, not happy I bothered now, it's a very dull results show :(

Cut your losses Lucie. He's not interested and he's not going to be.

(plus he's very dull)

How many times does the voice over guy have to say ' a decision about their future isn't far away'? We know that! That's why we're still watching your crappy programme!

Lucy! Nooooooo!

Squoosh, I agree, I don't think he's ready to settle down.

Steve seems depressed. He is sooooo dull. It's hard work just watching him, and poor Lucie is so bubbly, he's going to suck all of the joy out of her.

I think Steve should walk away for both their sakes. He doesn't seem to be a very happy person and I think he needs to sort himself out first